Damn You Ahricorrect

[Brad]

A place for the best instances of Autocorrect from Ahri.

<Ph`Ahriman> No
<Brad> Yeah, since it sort of didn't really happen (SORRY), no point in really posting a log.
<Ph`Ahriman> It was kinda bad, so we don't need pregnant evidence of it.
<Brad> ...
<Brad> Pregnant evidence?
<Ph`Ahriman> Permanent
* Brad dies

[Suzthulhu]

<Ph`Ahriman> "Fergus, codename Deadeye," he spoke, as if it were some sort of mutant AA meeting. "My powers revolve around increasing my perception. It makes my aim behind a gun perfect, and allows me to notice tiny dishes in my surroundings." He nudged the bag that had appeared in front of him, then looked up to the ceiling and spoke: "Nick, could you import my equipment?"*
<Spectrum> There's all this itty-bitty chinaware scattered around, so it's a good thing Fergus is here.

[Suzthulhu]

<Ph`Ahriman> It's Claude that initially brings him back, but it's Tony's comment that grabs his attention. He stifled a Stinker, but not a grin. "Oh, I'm sure you can keep up," he winked at Gina. And then he fawned over Claude, in the manliest way possible. Which wasn't very manly at all.
<Suzthulhu> And we all thank Fergus for not farting.
<Ph`Ahriman> (Fuck. *stifled a snicker
<Brad> HOOLD IT! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD IIIIIIIIIIIT!

[Suzthulhu]

[11:03] <Ph`Ahriman> F to Korea, then!
[11:03] <Ph`Ahriman> .........
[11:03] <vile> lol
[11:03] <Ph`Ahriman> Fucking autocorrect
[11:03] <vile> aahaha
[11:03] <Ph`Ahriman> I mean, still f to Korea
[11:03] * vile points and laughs
[11:04] <vile> GODDAMMIT NOT ANOTHER FUCKING RACE
[11:04] <Ph`Ahriman> But also, F yo Korra

[Suzthulhu]

[19:39] <Ph`Ahriman> I dunno if Wyoming this one is actually winning.
[19:39] <Ph`Ahriman> ......Wyoming?
[19:40] > ....
[19:40] <Ph`Ahriman> It got the second winning, why not the first.
[19:40] <Ph`Ahriman> Also: second kept trying to be sexing.
[19:41] > ...
[19:41] > We do not need your sexing here, sir.
[19:41] <Ph`Ahriman> I think it's coming here that corrupts autocorrect's dictionary.

[Suzthulhu]

[21:02] <Ph`Ahriman> Lady time was for Father's Day
[21:02] <Ph`Ahriman> ...last time
[21:03] <[Edward]> hrm. :/
[21:03] <Ph`Ahriman> But I'm sure my dad also got some lady time

[Suzthulhu]

[20:57] * Ph`Ahriman shares a clove cigarette and a book full of terrible poetry, most of them about the rainy masala surrounding his dark and tortured soul, or some such.
[20:57] * Brad ponders RP.
[20:57] <Ph`Ahriman> ...miasma
[20:58] > rainy masala?
[20:58] * Suzthulhu DIES
[20:58] <Brad> "Vindaloo of Sorrow" a poem by Ahriman

[Suzthulhu]

[21:05] * Suzthulhu steals Ahri's blankets.
[21:05] <Ph`Ahriman> You're roommate for that, too
[21:05] <Ph`Ahriman> MY BASKIN! D:
[21:05] <Ph`Ahriman> ....bankie
[21:06] <Ph`Ahriman> Roommate? Too late
[21:06] <Ph`Ahriman> Ffs
[21:06] > <Ph`Ahriman> You're roommate for that, too <--- and what the fuck... oh
[21:07] * Ph`Ahriman takes his bankie back, 'cause Suz is slow, too.
[21:07] > I
[21:07] > I'm not slow, your phone is retarded.
[21:08] > And I'm just giving YOU the benefit of the doubt that it's your phone's fault.
[21:08] <Ph`Ahriman> Not just my phone, powerset.
[21:08] <Brad> Fine, Ahri.
[21:08] > powerset??
[21:08] <Ph`Ahriman> ...apparently

[Suzthulhu]

[20:03] <Walking`Ph`Ahriman> Ok, devoting attention mostly to Walking Dead for the next 2 hours.
[20:03] <Brad> Pfft
[20:03] <Walking`Ph`Ahriman> NO
[20:04] <Walking`Ph`Ahriman> DON'T YOU OVARY WALKING DEAD
[20:04] <Walking`Ph`Ahriman> ...pfft
[20:04] <Brad> ...
[20:04] > Ovary?
[20:04] <Brad> Ovary?
[20:04] > omfg
[20:04] * Suzthulhu dies
[20:04] <Walking`Ph`Ahriman> PFFT
[20:04] <Brad> AND I WILL PFFFT IT IF I SO SEE FIT
[20:04] <Walking`Ph`Ahriman> Ffs
[20:04] * Suzthulhu ovaries it ALL OVER

[Remu]

[12:52] <AnE> omg
[12:52] <AnE> this cereal is fucking amazing
[12:52] * AnE 's mouth explodes with flavor.
[12:52] <Sisip> LOL
[12:52] <Ph`Ahriman> Is it the one with fruit in it?
[12:52] <AnE> It's the fruit blend one
[12:53] <AnE> With the flavored flakes and fruity granola chunks
[12:53] <AnE> Banana + blueberry
[12:53] <Ph`Ahriman> Bug kinds are great
[12:53] <AnE> These two flavors were MEANT TO BE.
[12:53] <Ph`Ahriman> ...both
[12:53] <Eva`> That sounds goooood...
[12:53] <AnE> ...
[12:53] <Sisip> Mmmmm bug flavours.