News at 11-Attack on anti-mutant protesters
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 9:53 pm
June 15th
A blonde anchorwoman, her hair teased and held up by a copious amount of chemicals, grins into the news camera as it pans in, giving the viewers at home a good look at some red lipstick smudged across the front of her teeth. "And now that we're back, we're reporting on an incident that took place on the corner of Convenient Street and Anywhere Avenue. An anti-mutant protest was apparently attacked by a rogue mutant. But witnesses on the scene report that he was quickly stopped and apprehended by a group of good Samaritans that happened to be present in the area. The heroes, students attending school at the local Cobalt Academy, actually defended and saved the demonstrators from injury.
Reports say that several of the students were injured, two critically so, and had to be taken away in an ambulance. The perpetrator, one Joshua Hall, was seriously injured and is now being held in custody. While Faux News does not support any form of vigilantism, I, for one, extend my gratitude to the students and say good job.
Next up, Ollie with the weather. What's tomorrow looking like?"
IT'S GON' RAIN!
A blonde anchorwoman, her hair teased and held up by a copious amount of chemicals, grins into the news camera as it pans in, giving the viewers at home a good look at some red lipstick smudged across the front of her teeth. "And now that we're back, we're reporting on an incident that took place on the corner of Convenient Street and Anywhere Avenue. An anti-mutant protest was apparently attacked by a rogue mutant. But witnesses on the scene report that he was quickly stopped and apprehended by a group of good Samaritans that happened to be present in the area. The heroes, students attending school at the local Cobalt Academy, actually defended and saved the demonstrators from injury.
Reports say that several of the students were injured, two critically so, and had to be taken away in an ambulance. The perpetrator, one Joshua Hall, was seriously injured and is now being held in custody. While Faux News does not support any form of vigilantism, I, for one, extend my gratitude to the students and say good job.
Next up, Ollie with the weather. What's tomorrow looking like?"
IT'S GON' RAIN!