The Lolthread

[Brad]

<Ph`Ahriman> It's Claude that initially brings him back, but it's Tony's comment that grabs his attention. He stifled a Stinker, but not a grin. "Oh, I'm sure you can keep up," he winked at Gina. And then he fawned over Claude, in the manliest way possible. Which wasn't very manly at all.
<Suzthulhu> 6And we all thank Fergus for not farting.
<Ph`Ahriman> (Fuck. *stifled a snicker
<Brad> 6HOOLD IT! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD IIIIIIIIIIIT!

[Goldbolt]

[11:57] <SuzthulhuWork> So... I told Brad he needs to do a series of fatties. Like, Fat Fergus in a kilt/tent, fat Angel with ALL THAT HOT PINK....
[11:57] <Shannon> he'd blind the campus with all that pink
[11:57] <SuzthulhuWork> But then we got to Eden and realized he wouldn't have to do a thing!
[11:57] * SuzthulhuWork ducks and RUNS
[11:57] <Brad>
[11:57] <Brad> I SAID NOTHING
[11:57] <AnE> ¬_¬
[11:57] * AnE quietly sharpens her knife.
[11:57] <SuzthulhuWork> YOU DID SO
[11:57] <SuzthulhuWork> I CAN PROVE IT!
[11:57] <Brad> I do think a chubby little grouse would be funny
[11:57] <SisipWork> LOL
[11:58] <SuzthulhuWork> hahahaha
[11:58] <SisipWork> Grouse are already chubby!
[11:58] <SuzthulhuWork> It would be adorable
[11:58] <Brad> Yeah but I mean like
[11:58] <Brad> real chubby
[11:58] <Brad> Like round
[11:58] <SisipWork> HAHAHAA
[11:58] <vile> lmao
[11:58] <SuzthulhuWork> tiny little wings, just flappin'
[11:58] <SuzthulhuWork> can't fly
[11:58] <vile> legs just uselessly flopping around
[11:58] <SuzthulhuWork> rolling all over the courtyard
[11:58] <vile> ^
[11:58] <vile> can't stand
[11:59] <SuzthulhuWork> lolololol
[11:59] <SuzthulhuWork> brb
[11:59] * Shannon snrks
[11:59] <SisipWork> Laura playing with her like a beachball.
[11:59] <vile> ^
[12:00] <vile> trying to pick her up in its jaws but it won't work. like that polar bear trying to pick up a beach ball
[12:00] <Shannon> FatKevin all smushed up inside a goldfish bowl
[12:00] <vile> lol
[12:01] <Shannon> http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaki ... ctobox.jpg like this but worse since octosquids can smush already
[12:01] <Brad> FatJulie turning people into babies.
[12:01] <Brad> AND THEN EATING THEM
[12:02] <Shannon> XD
[12:02] <Shannon> popcorn!
[12:02] <Brad> FatQuentin
[12:02] <Brad> "Come... just.. come over here... so that I can slay thee."
[12:03] <Shannon> FatJJ - that robot arm is in there, somewhere.... i think i see poddy...
[12:04] <Brad> FatDillon
[12:04] <Brad> Just this overflowing petri dish
[12:04] <Shannon> hey "Dillon" IS the petridish >.>
[12:04] <Brad> :3c
[12:05] <Shannon> ;3
[12:05] <Brad> FatSeven, stuck halfway through a wall and trying to pull her lardbutt through it.
[12:05] <vile> haha
[12:05] <Shannon> FatShannon, glow and toxic goo dripping from strained joints
[12:05] <vile> fatjames in a wheelchair with a broken wheel. or he had to upgrade to a forklift D:
[12:06] <Brad> brb
[12:08] <Shannon> XD I can see that, vile! lounging on the ligfting end, technopathically controlling the vehicle
[12:09] <Shannon> ok... i broke my imagination thinking of FatAshy and her powers...
[12:09] <SisipWork> Get her happy enough and she turns into the sun!
[12:11] <Brad> back
[12:11] <Shannon> wb
[12:11] <Shannon> was referring to her stretchyness
[12:12] <vile> lol
[12:13] * JDead (MunInFull@fe674770.no.no.6ca6b017.net.hmsk) has joined #CH*OOC
[12:13] <SisipWork> LOL a large ball with stringy limbs. Though.. GODS... could you imagine how far she could open her mouth to shove food into? OM-NOOMMMMM-NOOMMMMM
[12:13] * JDead is now known as MunInFull
[12:13] <AnE> No farther than usual.
[12:13] <AnE> ¬_¬
[12:13] <SisipWork> LOL
[12:13] <Brad> FatAsh would be Pac-Man.
[12:14] <Shannon> HumanBender
[12:15] <Brad> hahahahahahaha
[12:15] <vile> pac-man t-rex
[12:15] <Brad> "You like... grilled cheese?"
[12:15] <AnE> I was gonna say Kirby as opposed to Pac-Man but okay.
[12:15] <vile> LOL
[12:15] <vile> and kirby has stumpy arms too!
[12:15] <vile> KIRBY
[12:16] <Shannon> woo
[12:17] <Brad> "But he just said "woo!"." "That's just the sound of air escaping from his fat rolls."
[12:17] * vile shudders
[12:17] <Brad> FatRick somehow falling through a ceiling.
[12:17] <SisipWork> HAHA
[12:18] <SisipWork> In a pair of gymnist leotards, of course.
[12:18] <Brad> Someone needs to app a villain that makes everybody fat now.
[12:18] <Brad> Like some evil mutant Paula Deen
[12:18] <vile> LOL
[12:18] <vile> power: BUTTER
[12:18] <Brad> Lardokinesis
[12:18] <vile> ^
[12:18] <vile> oh god you know this is a legit fetish for some people ;.;
[12:18] <vile> YOU MAKE NICE AND FAT
[12:18] <Brad> YES VILE WE KNOW
[12:19] <Brad> SHUT UP
[12:19] <Brad> THE INTERNET IS HORRIBLE
[12:19] * vile threatens to link D:<
[12:20] <AnE> ^

[Goldbolt]

<Brad> REEEEEEEWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND. Ted pops out of his fish egg, and looks down at himself. "Why am I all sticky and naked. Did I miss something fun?"
<Brad> And THEN he gets carted off to medical.
<Brad> Where hopefully they can get him some clothes.
<Jackson> Fade to black, roll credits. Space Fish, played by Ed Asner...

[Goldbolt]

<Brad> We're not talking like "Oh, that guy could stand to lose a few pounds."
<Brad> We're talking THIS:
<AnE> (he was really just seeking an opportunity to link that again)
<Brad> Oh god Fatmiles in a Capoeira pose with like, sticks holding him up.
<Brad> YES ANNIE WHAT OF IT >:I
<AnE> I..
<AnE> I just think...
<AnE> We could maybe do with some...new fatties
<Brad> THAT IS WHAT WE ARE TRYING TO DETERMINE
<Brad> I don't see YOU drawing any fatties.
<AnE> you're better at it
<Brad> FINE
<Brad> Give me a reference picture for a character you want FATTED.
<AnE> ...
<AnE> ¯\(º_o)/¯
* Brad grumbles
<AnE> I don't care I was just saying
<AnE> Whoever
<Brad> NO NO
<Brad> CHOOSE
<AnE> uhhh
<AnE> Uhhhhhhhhhh
<Brad> Fuck it I'm doing FatSeven.
<AnE> don't, someone'll jerk off to it ;-;
<AnE> (me.)
<Brad> No it'll be funny
<Brad> Where's her bio again?
<AnE> http://cobaltacademy.net/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=41
<AnE> It better be funny.
<AnE> Or I will murder you to death.
<Brad> Athankyew
* Brad gets to drawing.
<Suzthulhu> LOL
<AnE> (You see what I get for trying to inspire Brad? )
<AnE> (Insults and fat.)
<Suzthulhu> (you like it)
<AnE> (The fat's okay but I could do without the insults.)
* vile|work is now known as vile
<Brad> wait what
<Brad> I didn't insult you :C
<AnE> SHUT UP DOODYHEAD AND GET BACK TO WORK

...

<Brad> scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanniiiiiiiiiiiing
<Brad> :3
<Ahriman> o:
<AnE> oh god
<AnE> i am scared
<Suzthulhu> ahahahhaa
<AnE> Also, hahaa
<AnE> Me and that butterfly are dukin' it out
<AnE> To see who's less manly
<Brad>
* AnE closes eyes and clicks.
* JJ cokes
* JJ chokes
* AnE chokes.
<Sisip> aah ha haha hah
<Suzthulhu> OMFG
<vile> LOL
<AnE> excuse me i have to hold in my laughter
* Suzthulhu just DIES
<JJ> and i need to brb....
<Suzthulhu> LOLOLOLOLOL
* Ahriman ...faps
<AnE> SEE I TOLD YOU
<Suzthulhu> THE DOUBLE CHIN
<vile> FATNICK AND FATSEVEN COULD GO TO THE PARK TOGETHER AND EAT THE ANIMALS TOGETHER
<AnE> Brad you're a little too good at this
<Suzthulhu> And the fat tail, OMG
<Brad> hahahahaha
<Ahriman> Shouldn't nick be under FatSeven, reaching his fat arms up to her, thinking he's a ham?
<AnE> Have you ever considered charging desperate neckbeards an absurd amount of money for fatpics?
<Brad> hahahahahahahaha
<Brad> I don't think I could live with myself

[Suzthulhu]

* Ph`Ahriman (androirc@b51a44cf.hsd1.mi.5aa6454b.net.hmsk) has joined #CH*OOC
<@AnE> You're the only person who doesn't have a soul, more like.
<vile> THAT TOO
<Nicci> she must be a natural ginger
<vile> NO THAT'S JIM
<Ph`Ahriman> Well hi2u too, AnE. :<
<Nicci> VILE AND JIM OTP
<vile> no. VILE AND CAKE OTP
<@AnE> go away ahri nobody likes you
<vile> ^
* Ph`Ahriman (androirc@b51a44cf.hsd1.mi.5aa6454b.net.hmsk) Quit (Client Quit)
<vile> if only it was always that easy
* @AnE high fives herself.
* Nicci high fives ane
> wow
> that was easy
<Nicci> SUCCESS
* Ph`Ahriman (androirc@b51a44cf.hsd1.mi.5aa6454b.net.hmsk) has joined #CH*OOC
<Nicci> fuck
<Nicci> TRY HARDER ANE
<vile> FUCK IT CAME BACK
<@AnE> Goddammit.
<vile> USE BOLD
<@AnE> go away ahri nobody likes you
> GO AWAY AHRI
<vile> AND CAPS
* Ph`Ahriman (androirc@b51a44cf.hsd1.mi.5aa6454b.net.hmsk) Quit (Client Quit)
<[Tremor]> lol
> AND UNDERL-
<vile> SUCCESS
> WOOHOO
<@JJ> D:
* @AnE success kids.
<vile> WE BETTER GET OUR BOLDS, UNDERLINES, CAPS AND ITALICS READY FOR HIS NECK ONSLAUGHT
<vile> ...next
<[Tremor]> lol
* Ph`NotAhriman (androirc@b51a44cf.hsd1.mi.5aa6454b.net.hmsk) has joined #CH*OOC
<vile> OH GOOD IT'S NOT AHRI
<vile> HI STRANGER
<Ph`NotAhriman> >.>
<Ph`NotAhriman> HELLO FRIENDLY STRANGERS
<@AnE> go away notahri nobody likes you
<@Jeem> Thank god it's not Ahri, I hate that guy.
<Brad> I miss Ahri
<vile> ^
<@AnE> This guy's even worse than Ahri.
<Brad> I wish he hadn't died in that bumper car crash

[Suzthulhu]

* Revenant (stygian@2fccbf10.hsd1.pa.5aa6454b.net.hmsk) has joined #CH*OOC
<@AnE> Wb.
* Edwin (stygian@2fccbf10.hsd1.pa.5aa6454b.net.hmsk) Quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Revenant)))
* Revenant is now known as Edwin
> wb
* Suzthulhu refrains from eyeing Dan because apparently it makes his connection shy.
> Performance anxiety, I guess?
<@AnE> snrk
<@AnE> Connectile Dysfunction
* Suzthulhu snorts Dr Pepper
> ahahahahaha
* Suzthulhu offers it the Blue Wire
<Edwin> Annie, you've officially won the internet.
> hahahahaha
<@AnE> ;D
> Now, as long as he doesn't experience a connection for longer than 4 hours, he'll be fine.
> WiFiapism.
<@AnE> (I don't think he'll have that problem.)
> (What are you saying?)

[Remu]

[12:24] <Addison> lexis smells something gross, Conrad smells a delicious meal, and Addy smells food that smells like its about to go bad and better get eaten quick before it does!
[12:24] <Brad> I think Nick is well past the "about to go bad" point.
[12:25] <Addison> He eats what his pals eat and most of them are nondiscriminating
[12:25] <Brad> Nick is the "food that went bad and is now the subject of a VH1 Behind the Music special" smell.

[Goldbolt]

* dusky (soundwave@369c18c3.hsd1.nj.5aa6454b.net.hmsk) has joined #CH*OOC
<dusky> hi all:)
<SisipWork> Hey
<vile> hi dusky
<dusky> thought i would stop in to say hello to everyone
<dusky> hi vile! i muss you
<dusky> miss you
<vile> visit more often
<SisipWork> Busy lately?
<dusky> very, working on string theory math as of late, mostly the Nambu-Goto action but im learning the Polyakov action as well ;3
<SuzthulhuWork> HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<vile> lol moonspeak
<vile> MAKING NUMBERS
<SuzthulhuWork> weeee astrophysics ftw
<dusky> here, i have a youtube.com video of it, one moment !
<dusky> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0Kaf7xYMk ;3
<SisipWork> After that I can provide everyone with a video of document control For you guys who'd like to know.
<dusky> what is that?
<vile> i can link to a video of someone hacking up a sirloin
<vile> or a meat grinder
<dusky> eww gross lol
<BradWorking> It's just meat.
<vile> gross are the leftovers in the bone can
<SisipWork> Omnom Sir Loin.
<SisipWork> It's the knight of all meats.
<vile> the smell of raw meat used to make me nauseous. no more
<vile> lol andi
<vile> the ribeye and filet are my knight of meats ;3
<dusky> i think im going to bring Levina into character if shes still active
<dusky> would anyone like to play?^^
<vile> did you transfer her to the new forum
<vile> ?
<vile> and yes. just ignore my failposts because of drugs
<dusky> ummm
<SisipWork> i do believe Levina's on the new board, but possibly just inactive.
<vile> yeah, i think she returned since the move
<dusky> oh, inactive
<dusky>
<dusky> ill probably jsut go
<SisipWork> All you have to do is ask to have her reinstated. Inactive doesn't mean dead and unable to return
<vile> ^
<vile> most of my chars are inactive because i wasn't planning on using them for a while
<dusky> mandi and I have been workin on a new chanel when i get free time, i think you all should come and play!^ ^ its super science meets dragonball, relativly
<dusky> i think its really going to work
<vile> lol
<dusky> super excitd
<dusky> ^^
<BradWorking> The only thing that should meet Dragonball is the literal heat death of the universe.
<dusky> why dont you like dragonball?
<dusky> its one of the greatet anime epics
<SisipWork> Wait... THE Mandi?
<vile> walkingdead?
<dusky> ummm
<dusky> yes!
<vile> ...wakingdead
<SisipWork> Fuck that noise.
<SisipWork> Have fun.
<vile> ^
<Nicci> lmao
<Nicci> have funwith your cuntfriend
<dusky> i was hoping youd want to come play Sisip
<Nicci> ...that was ugly of me
<SisipWork> Did you jut come back to get people to go to your room to play?
<vile> her channels don't last very long
<SisipWork> o,O
<dusky> and Vile, and Kevin
<SisipWork> Because - that's shitty
<SuzthulhuWork> I repeat...
<SuzthulhuWork> HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<dusky> SuzthulhuWork do you have a problem with me?
<vile> mandi
<SisipWork> Dusky, if you're not here to interact and RP with our group you can be on your way. Coming in just to advertise your own room will quickly get you on the banned list.
<dusky> look Sisip
<SisipWork> look Dusky.
<dusky> i can do whatever the FUCK I AM
<dusky> YOU IDOTS
* dusky is now known as Jeem
<SuzthulhuWork> ... that doesn't even make sense
<Nicci> I can see andi's rageface
* SisipWork sets mode: +b *!*@369c18c3.hsd1.nj.5aa6454b.net.hmsk
* vile dies laughing
<vile> OH GOD
<BradWorking> fwdio;afjidofjaieo;awdfiowajfieaq
* Jeem was kicked by SisipWork (See Ya)
* Nicci has been dying so hard for the last ten minutes
<BradWorking> JIM YOU ARE A FUCKING GENIUS
<Nicci> oh god i cant breathe
<Nicci> LMAO
<SuzthulhuWork> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
<vile> that was glorious
<SuzthulhuWork> OMFG
<SisipWork> ...
<vile> EPIC LEVEL TROLLING
* SuzthulhuWork wheezes
<Nicci> LMAO
<SuzthulhuWork> HOLY SHIT JIM WINS THE INTERNET
<SisipWork> HAHAHAHA
<vile> ^^^^^^
<SisipWork> He can stay out
<BradWorking> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<vile> LOLS THREAD TIME
<Nicci> LOL
<Nicci> he told me it was him and i could barely keep it to myself
<Nicci> that was so hard
<SuzthulhuWork> OMFG put that shit on the LOLs thread right the fuck now
<vile> ^^^^^^
<SuzthulhuWork> And NONE OF US noticed the same ident! soundwave!
* SuzthulhuWork just DIES
<vile> LOL
<vile> hey, i get to claim 'hopped up on pain meds' so i have an excuse
<Nicci> also
<Nicci> i /whois'ed him
<Nicci> and it said he ident'ed as Jeem
<BradWorking> I don't see the idents, I'm on Mibbit
<Nicci> i wasl ike D: AS LONG AS NOBODY WHOISES YOU I THINK ITLL WORK
<Shannon> hehehe XD
<vile> lol
<Nicci> i wondered why nobody else did
* SisipWork sets mode: -b *!*@369c18c3.hsd1.nj.5aa6454b.net.hmsk
<vile> because he really sounded like dusky
<BradWorking> Because why would we whois dusky?
<SuzthulhuWork> [11:39] == dusky [soundwave@369c18c3.hsd1.nj.5aa6454b.net.hmsk] has joined #CH*OOC
<Nicci> yes
<Shannon> i saw it was Jeem from the start. Nice impression XD and i was busy looking stuff up
* Jeem (soundwave@369c18c3.hsd1.nj.5aa6454b.net.hmsk) has joined #CH*OOC
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Jeem

<Jeem> * dusky is now known as Jeem
<Jeem> <SuzthulhuWork> ... that doesn't even make sense
<Jeem> <Nicci> I can see andi's rageface
<Jeem> * SisipWork sets mode: +b *!*@369c18c3.hsd1.nj.5aa6454b.net.hmsk
<Jeem> <Jeem> Shazzam.
<Jeem> #CH*OOC Cannot send to channel

[Suzthulhu]

<@AnE> Like many other days, Sisip would find herself being sent a series of messages from The Man himself. He was out of town, but that didn't mean he couldn't continue to do his job and funnel what information he received from his former superiors to the team and its hopefuls. The instructions for Sisip tonight were instructing her to gather a small group of capable, non-fuckuppy individuals,
<@AnE> because they had no idea just how friendly (or, you know, not) this potential ally might be. They needed to persuade him to come back with them and see if there was anything he could do about the curse, including possibly averting its affects without killing a man. Kidnapping was acceptable if he didn't cooperate as long as they brought him back unharmed, but they did need to bring him
<@AnE> back, considering that he lived some distance away. A map was sent, detailing his last known location -- a mansion, hidden deep in the woods outside of the city.
<Brad> Scooby and Shaggy refuse to go.
<@AnE> "Ruh-roh."
<@Sisip> Sisip pulls out her bag of Scooby Snacks to help convince them.
<Brad> Zoinks!
<@Sisip> Jinkies!
* [Wormwood] pulls the mask off Annie's face, "It was the channel op all along!"
* @AnE would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids.

[Suzthulhu]

<Ahriman> Hayden stopped near Nick, who had gone silent, forcing him to initiate unfacilitated social interaction. "Evening, folks," he chimed, returning Dina's simple hand raise of a wave. He was a foot or two farther away than a normal person might be; he didn't want his fancy, expensive suit stinking of cigarette smoke. He nodded and returned Aislinn's smile as a greeting.
<Brad> Bill walks RIGHT BY Hayden will puffing away.
<Brad> While, even.
> Dina actually sets Hayden on fire.
<Ahriman> Hayden aborts both of them before they're born.
<Brad> And a bird poops on him.
<Ahriman> And Gabe, too.