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[Brad]

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* Brad is now known as Short_Story
* vile is now known as Novella
* Novella sits between the other two
<Short_Story> WHICH OF US IS THE MORE VALID FORM OF PROSE
<Short_Story> CHOOSE
<Novel> hello
* Ahriman is now known as Blurb
<Novel> WEhat is this?
* Short_Story is now known as Brad
<Brad> It's an RP channel
<@AnE> hI.
<Brad> Sorry, I was just being silly
<Blurb> Sometimes.
<@AnE> Er.
<@AnE> Hi.
* Novella is now known as vile
* Blurb is now known as Ahriman
<Brad> Marvel comics/Mutant themed RP
<Novel> freeform or dice?
<@AnE> Freeform.
<Novel> tell me dice
<Novel> damn
<Novel> no dice?
<vile> not unless you want to use them
<@AnE> No, we rely on people not being shitty writers and having common sense.
<vile> ^
<@AnE> (neither work)
<Ahriman> ^
<vile> ^
<Novel> ok
<Novel> :L
<@AnE> Still foggin' a day later. :O
<@AnE> This pleases me
<vile> yay
<vile> next villain's powers: https://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.co ... o1_500.png
<@AnE> Also I have come to the conclusion that no, I can't accurately guess what'll win.
<@AnE> ¬_¬
<@AnE> Because today's shirt was totally not Ramy OR Walmazan.
<vile> (ramy's)
<@AnE> ...
<@AnE> HAHAHAHA
<@AnE> Joebob Smith
<@AnE> Codename: The Rapechair
<vile> lmao
<Novel> how do i get into chat?
<vile> his secondary power is sticking black people to random things: https://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.co ... o1_500.jpg
<@AnE> How do...
<@AnE> What?
<Ahriman> ಠ_ಠ
<vile> it's okay annie you're carlton you're safe
<Novel> -.-
<vile> only half of you would get stuck anyway
<vile> https://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.co ... o1_500.jpg D:
<@AnE> What are you asking, Novel?
<Brad> ANYWAY, yes, this is freeform. We just expect people to play fairly and not godmode, ignore actions, make unrealistic actions, etcetera. It takes a little getting used to, you may want to observe initially if you're interested.
<Novel> can i just jump in?
<Brad> You need to app a character first, all the info is on the website.
<Methiar> Need to submit a char / get approval
<Novel> ok ty
<@AnE> You don't actually have to be approved to play, you just can't play your character with their powers active until then. You can play as soon as you submit a sheet.
<vile> ^
<Brad> Right.
<@AnE> Also, Ramy got 5 prints in a row.
<@AnE> I'm disgusted.
<vile> ._.
<Brad> Annie
<Methiar> @.@ Annieeee.
<@AnE> THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF MONEY FOR A GUY WHO'S TERRIBLE.
<Brad> If it makes you feel any better
<@AnE> What?
<Novel> how realistic is this?
<Brad> I bet he has like
<Brad> A tiny dick
<@AnE> Relatively realistic.
<Brad> Like more of a nipple than a dick
<Novel> Prefreably i'd like a heroes-esque game
<Brad> Define that
<@AnE> Please^
<vile> realistic, limited powers?
<vile> idk i never watched it ._.
<Brad> Oh wait, the show
<Brad> uhhh
<@AnE> I couldn't tell he was talking about the show. >:\
<Brad> I'd say it's... a lot less boring than Heroes
* @AnE dies.
<vile> lol
<Brad> As in, things actually happen
* vile stares at a clock
* vile stares at a clock
* vile stares at a clock
<Brad> Power level is probably higher than that, overall
<Brad> But it's not like, required that your character be more powerful than that
<vile> yeah. we run fight scenes...sometimes. i'm trying to do them more often now
<Brad> I'd say it's... definitely more superhero and action oriented than that
<Novel> but you don't have capes, batman never killing joker etc
<@AnE> No.
<Brad> No, but in general, murdering people is bad
<Novel> Damn thatr annoys me
<Novel> my prior comment
<vile> haha
<Methiar> @.@
* Methiar should play his new char
<Methiar> D: But Vile would kill me. I just know it >:C
<vile> they try to not kill people but sometimes it happens. generally if the villain is out to murder
<vile> i don't kill PCs unless i have consent so it'd be up to you
<vile> ...unless your character decides to hop off a building or punch the big bad's dick or something
<@AnE> Sometimes they punch brains into mush.
<@AnE> WE WERE JUST SUPPOSED TO BRING HIM IN.
<@AnE> >:C
<vile> lol
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<vile|shower> WORST HEROES EVER
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<Novel> so what s the setting?
<Brad> A sort of offshoot Marvel universe, the characters are based in Salem, Massachusetts
<@AnE> But it's fake Salem, which has been expanded and built out.
<Angel`Pearson> Oooooo newperson
<@AnE> maybe.
<@AnE> BACK, ANGEL.
<@AnE> OFF.
<@AnE> BACK.
* @AnE grabs a chair.
<Novel> so arev we known in the public eye?
* Angel`Pearson flinch!
<@AnE> By this point, yeah.
<@AnE> ¬_¬
<Novel> damn
<@AnE> Sort of.
<Novel> aren't tjer telepaths cfovering it upo?
<Brad> ...why?
<Brad> Everyone knows mutants exist
<Novel> ....
<Brad> Okay, what exactly are you looking for in a channel?
<Novel> and since there are mu
<Novel> a world where p
<Brad> That'd better help us gauge whether this is what you'd be interested in.
<Novel> eople with powers
<niccisleep>
<niccisleep> so devon asked me to make him french toast
<niccisleep> and i go to make him some
<Novel> keep a low profile and thier existence is a closelyguarded secret
<niccisleep> and he asks me "why is it called french toast mommy"
<niccisleep> im like i dunno
<niccisleep> "youre supposed to know, because you go to school"
<niccisleep>
<Brad> That's not really this channel, to be honest
<Novel> then what is it?
<Novel> enlighten me
<@AnE> Yeah, part of the idea is that since everyone KNOWS people with powers exist part of the struggle is getting on without being murdered and prosecuted.
<Novel> i can deal neverthekess
<Brad> It's a Marvel influenced superhero/mutant RP channel
<@AnE> persecuted.
<Ahriman> A lot of the information is on the site.
<@AnE> It adds more depth instead of playing hidey hole.
<Brad> Canon characters like the Avengers or the Fantastic Four do exist, though they're only referenced tangentially, not part of the actual game.
<Novel> can i fall in freom an alternate dimension
<Novel> ?
<Novel> e.gm this one?
<@AnE> o.0 No.
<Novel> but why not
<Novel> ?
<Novel>
<@AnE> Because that's not how we do it.
<Novel> ok then....
<@AnE> >Maintain a degree of realism
<Novel> it's just thqaat in marvel there are multiple dimesions
<@AnE> >Fall in from an alternate dimension
<@AnE> Yes.
<@AnE> We're operating on one dimension.
<@AnE> And alternate dimension stuff is reserved for plots.
<Brad> Yes.
<Novel> alright: how about i've been created, but due to mistakes all my "memories" are of a world with no powers, e.g this one
<Brad> Honestly, I don't think this is the setting that you're looking for.
<@AnE> Not from what you've pitched, no
<Novel> As i can teleport, (the rest of which i'll get to later)
<Brad> The setting is what it is, and characters should be created based on that, not based on something else.
<@AnE> That.^
<Novel> Well, it is marvel.
<Brad> It's our version of Marvel.
<Ahriman> No, it's based on Marvel.
<Ahriman> Doesn't mean we stick to it.
<Novel> ok
<Brad> Honestly, I just don't think this is what you're looking for, based on what you're presenting.
<Novel> Alright, how would you aply someone having no knowledge of powers?
<Brad> You really wouldn't.
<@AnE> You'd apply a mentally retarded person.
<Ahriman> Miles kinda did. But then he un-derped.
<Brad> That's what we're trying to say here. What you're asking us to put in play doesn't fit the setting.
<Novel> or someone with amnesia
<@AnE> Or someone who's deaf and blind.
<@AnE> Even if they had amnesia
<@AnE> The second they stepped out the door
<Novel> ok then!
<@AnE> They'd be like OH HEY LOOK
<Novel> exactly
<Novel> and thats where i';d be starting
<@AnE> Why, if I may ask?
<Novel> is there cloning?
<Novel> I prefer to play as close to myself in rpgs as possible
<vile|shower> oh dear
<Novel> I like the challenges it presents, as well as deciding on what i'd actually do in thyat situatuion
<vile|shower> self-insert
<Novel>
* @AnE facerubs.
<Novel> :L
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<Novel> so?
<@AnE> Why do you want to know about cloning? O_o
<vile> amnesia is a bit overdone so probably not
<@AnE> And yes, amnesia is SO CLICHE
<@AnE> SO CLICHE.
<Novel> someone trying to make tthier own little army
<Novel> or testying making powers
<Novel> and they get me
<@AnE> Let me make a few things clear.
<vile> THANKS HOLTZ FOR MAKING ME FEEL STUPID FOR NICK HAVING WARRANTED AMNESIA
<vile> i feel shame
<@AnE> 1.) Self-insert characters will not fly here because we have a clear IC/OOC separation.
<Ahriman> As you should, vile
<vile> ^
<vile> >:(
<Ahriman> But that's a different matter.
<Novel> Why?
<@AnE> 2.) Making a super complex character with a ridiculous backstory for your first character will not go well.
<Novel> why not play as yourslef?
<vile> because the channel isn't "safe" for PCs. they get injured and, rarely, killed. and the last thing we want is the mess that happens with no IC/OOC distinction
<@AnE> Why? Because this isn't a bunch of people sitting around a board rolling dice and taking down numbers. The entire thing is character driven, which cannot happen without a character.
<Ahriman> Why come into a fantasy setting just to play yourself?
<vile> you can avoid shenanigans or have a character that flees from battle but meh
<Ahriman> Why not go for a walk if that's what you wanna do?
<Novel> because it's a fantasy setting
<vile> ^
<vile> this may be the game for you, man: http://nabeel.typepad.com/photos/uncate ... 776685.jpg
<@AnE> Nobody is going to argue that it's okay to play a character with a similar personality, like/dislikes, but 'I WANNA PLAY MYSELF AS A MUTANT LOL' seems like something better reserved for an MMO.
<Novel> i mean, when you imagine superpowers, do you imaghine someone else having them or yourself.
<Tanith> Hi Annie, Brad
<Brad> Hello
<@AnE> Hey Tani.
<Novel> why?
<@AnE> Uhh
<@AnE> As I said
<Novel> I mean, it can work easily
<@AnE> Character-driven
<@AnE> Characters, not us.
<niccisleep> Then go to the playground, meet up with the other kids playing make believe on the playground, and pretend to be Superman with them, Novel.
<Novel> wow
<vile> ...because if you're going to rp as yourself...that takes away from the whole 'fantasy' aspect
<@AnE> Nobody here, to my knowledge, is playing themselves with fire breath.
<niccisleep> They're roleplaying characters here, not themselves.
<vile> I AM TOTALLY PLAYING AS MYSELF, ANNIE
<niccisleep> I WANT TO BE BATGIRL
<Brad> All of my characters have ASPECTS of myself, but none of them are ME, WITH POWERS
<Ahriman> So that's where Nick gets all the douche from..
<vile> i am really a drug and alcohol addled jackass who's power is to get repeatedly murdered and come back as a crotchety bastard
<@AnE> Well yeah.
<@AnE> ¬_¬
<vile> lol ahri
<Ahriman> n.n
<niccisleep> When I play Addison, its me with a cock.
* niccisleep nods.
<vile> lol
<@AnE> The more she dies, the crotchettier she gets.
<vile> ^
<vile> and the crazier. i also have severe amnesia
<niccisleep> You also smell bad.
<Ahriman> Very bad.
<@AnE> Flies avoid you.
<vile> i'm also a giant gay cowboy who rarely talks and freaks people out
<vile> ii do
<vile> ...
<Ahriman> They're all like "Gross, no."
<vile> that's why my nick is vile, obviously
<@AnE> ...Demi's gay? ):
<Novel> What i'm nvisioning is basically startting with my7self.... but then what i do is dictated from how i was a t that moment., It's like polaying your 16 yeare old self charater at 60
<@AnE> that's so sad.
* niccisleep Addison leers at Demi from afar.
<Novel> it's yoiu, but it nots who you are now
<vile> lmao
<niccisleep> Brokeback Mountain? LETS DO THIS
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<vile> aahaah
<Brad> Addison's gay now?
<vile> yes
* Tanith gets the camera
<@AnE> That's so sad.
<vile> EVERYONE HAS THE GAY
<vile> NICK TOO
<niccisleep> ROFL
<@AnE> 6Lexis perks
<niccisleep> no
<Brad> Ted's gay.
<niccisleep> he isnt.
<Novel> aside from me
<Ahriman> Angel's already here, guys. No need to go on and on about dicks.
<@AnE> Oh, right.
<vile> ALL THE BITCHES WANT HIS DICK. POOR TED
<Angel`Pearson> game needs moar gay
<vile> lol ahri
<niccisleep> But I tease Jenn with it sometimes that one day Chakei will come home to find him rumphumping some beefy gay guy.
<Angel`Pearson> lol
<@AnE> Uhhh
<Brad> Please
<Novel> Can you tell me what prolblems you hjave hgad with no distinction?
<Brad> He's gonna be rumphumping his chimaera.
<vile> that would be demi, nicci
<vile> lmao
* niccisleep dies.
<@AnE> We haven't had it.
<@AnE> NOBODY HAS TRIED TO PLAY THEMSELVES.
<Brad> Because we don't allow it.
<vile> YES THEY HAVE
<Novel> i mean in the past
<@AnE> BECAUSE IN A GAME LIKE THIS IT IS SILLY.
<vile> WE HAVE AND YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL BECAUSE EXTREME BUTTHURT
<Novel> in your gaming careers
<@AnE> Oh, we have?
<vile> also swarming with PMs over crying
<vile> yes
<@AnE> Oh.
<@AnE> I must have missed it.
<Ahriman> You mean like Jello Guy?
<@AnE> LOL
<vile> i've played around those people enough to spot them D:
<Novel> What happened?
<@AnE> I wasn't aware!
<Brad> Okay yes, in gaming careers? People that play themselves in RP, 100% of the time, are crybabies that take what happens in character as a personal affront.
<@AnE> ^^^^^^^
<@AnE> ^^^^^^^
<Novel> i dont
<vile> see also: mary sues/gary stus
<niccisleep> ^^^
<Novel> :L

[Brad]

(PArt II)
<Brad> So yes, it's important, VERY IMPORTANT, that people separate those two things.
<vile> yes, brad
<vile> that's the problem
<@AnE> Every. Single. One.
<@AnE> And they also claim I WON'T GET MAD I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
<@AnE> (it's all coming back to me now.)
<Angel`Pearson> lol
<Brad> Well we DO NOT KNOW YOU. And you're continually asking for things that we are flat out telling you DO NOT HAPPEN here.
<@AnE> ^
* niccisleep finds Celine Dion to sing for Ane
<vile> everything's personal and their characters are way too powerful to fit in the setting. and they always have to win
<Brad> Honestly, I don't think this is the place you want to be.
<Novel> it's like saying i'[ll get temperemental if you kill nmy character :L
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<@AnE> ...some people do.
<vile> ^
<Novel> i'd just be a teleporter
<vile> i used to be one of those people ;.;
<niccisleep> LOL
<Novel> well, why not do it on an indifvidual basis?
<vile> what
<niccisleep> NO YOU CANT KILL MY CHAR EVEN THOUGH IM DOING SOMETHING DUMB FUCKING DUMB TO EARN IT
<vile> haha
<@AnE> If you can read the website and get a feel for the setting and make a character APPROPRIATE FOR THE SETTING that we'll be happy to judge individually.
<Novel> One of the advantages of playing yourself is that it's nigh imopossible to recreate the same depth of character
<@AnE> If you can read the website and get a feel for the setting and make a character APPROPRIATE FOR THE SETTING that we'll be happy to judge individually.
<vile> just stop going on about it and app a character. if you write in third person and play like a good rper, we won't know the difference
<niccisleep> I'm almost entirely certain we're being trolled.
<@AnE> ^
<Novel> :L
<Novel> Nop
<Novel> e
<niccisleep> They're on mibbit.
<vile> yeah, nicci
<vile> IS THIS ALEX
<Novel> Just me
<@AnE> LOL
<@AnE> ALEX IS THAT YOU
<Brad> <Novel> One of the advantages of playing yourself is that it's nigh imopossible to recreate the same depth of character <- Doesn't make sense.
<vile> OR CIL
<Ahriman> HOW YOU DOIN' DUSKY
* @AnE dies.
<vile> ;3
<Brad> No if it was Cil there'd already be cocks everywhere.
<vile> JIIIIIIIIIIIM
<@AnE> (I would take dusky back right now)
<vile> also tit slapping, brad
<Brad> Well yes, the cocks would be attached to the tits, Vile.
* Ahriman hasn't heard about Cil, apparently.
<vile> lol
<niccisleep> Mibbit is so associated with trolling
<niccisleep> >:C
<Ahriman> ^
<vile> i adore cil but she's a troll and got banned
<Novel> as in, you can t beat years of day to day life for the backgroud of you rcharacter
<Brad> Cil's a friend of mine, but don't get me wrong. She's Cil.
<Ahriman> Everyone on mibbit is an a-hole.
<Novel> in terms of depth
* Ahriman stares at Brad.
<vile> yes we can, novel
<Brad> Yes, you can.
<Novel> though not neccesarily story
<vile> you've been rping with the wrong people, man
<Brad> most of our lives aren't actually all that interesting.
<vile> ^
<Novel> (depth)
<Brad> I don't really want to RP my own life.
<Novel> not story
<@AnE> ^
* vile isn't going to rp a butcher who rides the metrolink
<Brad> You keep saying that word.
<vile> that's boring
<Brad> I do not think it means what you think it means.
<vile> WORLD OF WORLD OF WARCRAFT
<Novel> what does it mean to you
* @AnE isn't going to play a furry smutpeddler.
<Novel> i hate temeparks
<niccisleep> ....
<niccisleep> lmao
<Novel> i much prefer sandboxes
* niccisleep makes notes for the next character
<Angel`Pearson> yaysmut!
<Ahriman> Dicks! Dicks as far as the eye can see
<Brad> Depth means having a three dimensional character. It doesn't mean using my own life as a basis.
<niccisleep> my next one will be a furry artist
<vile> lol angel
* niccisleep draws furry erotica
<@AnE> My next character is going to have the ability to turn drawn objects into real objects.
<@AnE> However.
<vile> my life is boring as shit
<@AnE> She's restricted to furry dicks.
<vile> which is why i rp
<Nymphetamine> Haha
* Ahriman kills the character after the first post.
<vile> DISEMBODIED FURRY DICKS
<@AnE> Exactly.
<Nymphetamine> FURRY PEEPS
<Brad> My next character is going to have a super liver.
<@AnE> Her power is dickadoptables.
<Brad> So he just drinks ALL THE WHISKEY.
<vile> lol brad
<Brad> Like his liver?
<vile> also humps his touchscreen laptop, brad
<Brad> It's Colossus.
<Novel> I'm rying to say that a fioctional character is difficult to make in depth as compared to a real person
<@AnE> No it's not.
<Brad> He starts drinking whiskey, it turns into fucking INVULNERABLE ORGANIC METAL.
<@AnE> NEXT CASE.
<Brad> No, it really, really isn't.
<Brad> You may be bad at it, but that doesn't mean it's even close to difficult.
<@AnE> Maybe for you.
<Novel> sometimes, sometimes
<Novel> not
<vile> you're arguing WITH AN ENTIRE CHANNEL. i think you've lost, man
<@AnE> As I said before.
<@AnE> If you can read the website and get a feel for the setting and make a character APPROPRIATE FOR THE SETTING that we'll be happy to judge individually.
<Brad> For example
<Brad> I'm PRETTY sure Alan Moore isn't actually Rorschach.
<@AnE> AND THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING ON THE SUBJECT.
<Brad> JUST A HUNCH THAT I HAVE.
<vile> lol
<@AnE> and that's all anyone else should say on the subject.
<Novel> you can't wirte an entire life to the last detail. Ok
<@AnE> You don't HAVE TO.
<Novel> i know
<Novel> just saying
<vile> look at anyone's approved sheet to get an idea of what we're looking for
<@AnE> ^
<@AnE> Look at ANY CHARACTER and that's a good example, don't just try and shoehorn your idea of what a viable character is into an unfamiliar setting.
<Novel> ok
<vile> if you can weasel yourself into a sheet and get it approved, GO FOR IT but don't take it personally when shit goes down and they get hurt or something
<Novel> :L
<Novel> i don't #mind
<@AnE> Okeydoke.
<vile> then just go for it
<@AnE> ^
<Novel> thats just another challeng
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<vile> not if you're a decent rper or have some creativity. now, making yourself interesting in a channel when your life is probably as mundane as ours is another story
<Aislinn> stupid modem
<Novel> Ah, bu thats the distinction: if you put ordinary people into a world that is anything but, things get very interesting very fact
<Novel> fast
<@AnE> You can make an ordinary character
<@AnE> Doesn't have to be 'yourself'
<@AnE> Can we move on?
<Novel> ok
<@AnE> We're talking in circles.
<Novel> what are trhe laws of powers?
<@AnE> What do you mean.
<Novel> e.g, what is allowed and what is not
<@AnE> ...
<@AnE> READ
<@AnE> THE
<@AnE> WEBSITE
<Novel> time travel etc
<@AnE> HERE I'LL PULL IT UP FOR YOU
<Novel> got it :L
<@AnE> http://cobaltacademy.com/char.html
<Ahriman> Seriously, read the site before asking anything else.
<@AnE> If you read the website you would see that, no, time travel isn't allowed.
<@AnE> AND THAT^
<@AnE> THAT UP THERE^
* Nymphetamine 6makes a super soldier and sends it back in time to Cobalt.
<Ahriman> Anything
<Nymphetamine> ...
<Ahriman> Else
<Nymphetamine> I may have been watching Terminator all day yesterday.
<Angel`Pearson> subject change! i like pie, mmmmpie
* @AnE punches Margo in the chocolate strawberry taint.
<Brad> oh man
<Brad> right in the fondue-doo
<Nymphetamine> I cry chocolate strawberry tears, and my TAINT is chocolate strawberry too?
<Angel`Pearson> lol!
<vile> oh god pie
<vile> WANT
<@AnE> ...
<@AnE> LOL
* @AnE wheezes
<@AnE> brad
<@AnE> fufehewweew
<Brad> :3
<Angel`Pearson> mmmm chocolate strawberry
<@AnE> OKAY AFK to make breakfast really late and shit.
<@AnE> I am watching Korra when it replays today goddammit
<Brad> Didn't we deside at one point that Nick is all Taint?
<Nymphetamine> It still counts.
<Aislinn> it was a good one ANnie!
<Brad> Like a goddamn pyramid
<vile> haha
<vile> he's 100% asshole
<Brad> HE IS ALL TAINT
<Angel`Pearson> lol
<Brad> Turn him over on his back and you can screen movies on it
<vile> ._.
<Novel> Just one last thing, as it's not covered in the power index, is mindwalking allowed?
<Brad> That falls under mind control.
<Brad> So no.
<vile> mindwalking?
<Novel> not neccesariyl
<Methiar> Mindwalking = form of possession, or watching through their eyes?
<Brad> Anything involving telepathy beyond basic communication is off limits to regular PCs, especially your first character, so just drop it.
<Aislinn> ^
<vile> mind control, invincinbility, time control are banned
<Methiar> >.> I'm just asking what they meant by 'mindwalking'
<Novel> as in, going into a projection of the mind of another person. Think ineption, but not restricted to dreams, and actually teleporting into thier mind
<Novel> what?????????
<Methiar> ehhh.
<Novel> You banned a power as weak as iunvincibilty?
<Novel> really
<Brad> ...
<Novel> ?
<vile> yes
<Brad> Invincibility.
<vile> because it was abused
<Brad> Invincibilty
<Nymphetamine> Haha, it's weak.
<Nymphetamine> Lol.
<Brad> Not invisibility
<Brad> Being invincible
<vile> it was abused! same as the other banned powers
<Nymphetamine> My dick's invulnerable.
<Brad> WHY DO YOU ALL HAVE DICKS
<Methiar> My -dick- can make a better ending to mass effect 3---
<Angel`Pearson> thatssohawt
<Methiar> wait, wrong show
<Novel> How so? you'r enot superstrong, fast, anything else, theres barle any distinction between it nad regenration
* vile waves its dick around too
<vile> it's banned.
<Nymphetamine> Dude. My penis is a proud online tradition going back 9 years.
<Nymphetamine> So suck it.
<Brad> BECAUSE YOU ARE INVINCIBLE
<Brad> LOOK THE WORD UP
<Brad> IN THE DICTIONARY
<vile> there's really nothing more to it than that. banned
<Brad> No Margo
<Brad> I will not suck your penis.
<Brad> I don't like you in that way
<Nymphetamine> SUCK IT!
<Methiar> 'Mad regen' is usually discouraged, I would assume.
<Nymphetamine> You don't have to.
<Methiar> :O
<niccisleep> lmao
<Novel> i meran, you can simply teleport them into the middle of the eath
* Nymphetamine 6puts her peep in Brad's ear.
<Brad> :C
<Brad> noooooo
<Angel`Pearson> srsly arguing about the rules is just going to get everyone all irrate, read the rules, follow them, behappy. is good
<Nymphetamine> ^^^^^^^^^
<Methiar> Novel: Pretty sure high-end teleportation/portalling like that is discouraged as well.
<Novel> I just want to know how it was abused
<vile> ANNIE JUST MUTE HIM ALREADY
<Novel> sorry
<Brad> BECAUSE INVINCIBILITY MEANS YOU ARE INVULNERABLE TO ALL HARM
<Nymphetamine> Dude, Novel. It doesn't matter HOW. It just WAS.
<Novel> i did think i was allowed to ask questions
<Novel> ok
<vile> this is an established room with regular players. arguing about the rules and being a dick will just get you removed from it
<Nymphetamine> People can godmode the FUCK out of that.

[Brad]

(Part III)
<Ahriman> We encourage good reasoning skills, Novel. You're not displaying that so far.
<Novel> if used in conjuntion with other powers i suppose
<Brad> If used BY ITSELF
<Angel`Pearson> doesnt matter
<Brad> If you are an invincible guy? You can just walk up to captain laser blasts and strangle him.
<vile> ._. you haven't been here an hour and you have everyone riled up. successful troll is successful
<Angel`Pearson> lol
<Brad> What is Captain Laser Blasts gonna do? NOTHING. BECAUSE YOU'RE INVINCIBLE.
<Nymphetamine> I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH
<Novel> ok, sorry if i';m being stupid, but captain lasr balasts could shoot the ground and he'd be trapped
<Ahriman> ^^^^^
<vile> invulnerability is also banned. that's what mask's character have. but he played it as invincinible
<Nymphetamine> There should be a comma in there.
<Methiar> DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AAAAAM.
<vile> ...had
<vile> lol
<vile> YOU DON'T KNOW MEEEEE
* Suzthulhu (MaryMagdal@p-96-25-61-71.hsd4.ga.comcast.net) has joined #CH*OOC
<Methiar> I'm the SUZTHULHU, B*TCH
<Methiar> wait
<Methiar> wrong line
<vile> (-_\\
<vile> lol suz
<Suzthulhu> ...
<Aislinn> questions are fine, but when an Op tells you NO, then drop the subject and stop arguing.
<Ahriman> YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I REALLY AM INSIDE, YOU NEVER HAVE
<Ahriman> *flips plate; runs out the door*
<Novel> i mean, they'd be stuck if you put on sufficiently strong handcuffs.]
<Novel> ok
<Ahriman> ...boy what a whiner that kid is.
<Ahriman> You have a pea on your head, dear.
<Novel> i just like to know why things are
<Brad> IT'S A BANNED POWER
<Brad> DROP IT
<vile> ^
<Novel> not trying to be a dick okay
<vile> arguing and pissing us off won't get it not banned
<Nymphetamine> Well, they've told you it's banned, and asked you to drop it 82733 times
<Novel> ok then
<Suzthulhu> What the fuck did I just walk in on?
<Nymphetamine> My penis, Suz.
<Brad> WALK ON OUT, SUZ
<Brad> THERE IS NO GOD HERE
<Nymphetamine> MY PENIS.
<vile> ^^
<vile> SAVE YOURSELF
<Brad> ONLY SADNESS
<Nymphetamine> My penis is also a circus.
<Novel> :L]
<Nymphetamine> And representative of no god.
* @AnE returns with cereal and a renewed sense of patience.
<Novel> well, at least you nmake me laugh:L
<@AnE> All right, where were we?
* Suzthulhu waggles eyebrows at Margo
<vile> screaming children, annie
<Novel> dropping it.
<Nymphetamine> Annie. You just sat there and watched. Didn't you?
<Aislinn> heyas Suz
<Novel> JUst, please make an faq
<vile> there IS one
<@AnE> ...
<vile> read the site
<@AnE> We have a clear set of guidelines.
<Suzthulhu> The whole site is an FAQ
<@AnE> VERY clear.
<Aislinn> Novel, we have a site with ALL of that.
<Brad> THESE QUESTIONS ARE NOT FREQUENTLY ASKED
<Brad> THIS WOULD BE AN SAQ
<Brad> SELDOMLY ASKED QUESTIONS
<Nymphetamine> Hahaha
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<Nymphetamine> SAD SAQ
* Brad scratches his SAQ
<@AnE> I was getting breakfast. >:c
<@AnE> I wasn't watching.
<@AnE> Belatedly, hi Suz.
<Suzthulhu> hi Annie!
<Nymphetamine> SAQBOY
<Nymphetamine> :O
<@AnE> I finished Ashypic
<Nymphetamine> I can be here all day doing SAQ puns.
<Methiar> See.
<Suzthulhu> WOOO!
<Methiar> Vile.
<Suzthulhu> And still foggin I see!
<Methiar> I didn't know Time travel was banned.
<Methiar> D:
<vile> methiar.
<@AnE>
<vile> it is
<@AnE> BULLSHIT YOU DIDN'T.
<Methiar> or is it time-control/time-anything?
<vile> it's reserved for villains
<@AnE> The only time we've allowed a time-like power
<Methiar> I mean, I could think of some very weak 'time related' things.
<Nymphetamine> Maybe you should read the rules of chara creation before making charas.
* Nymphetamine 6facepalms.
<vile> because nobody wants to repeat the same scene 10 times until you get it "right"
<@AnE> Is when the person could go back in time and observe
<@AnE> And not interact at all
<Methiar> Like being able to BRIEFLY accelerate your perception of time x2. Improved reflexes/speed, that's it.
<@AnE> That's the only case where it's been allowed
<Methiar> Ohhh.
<Ahriman> So that's like.. post-cognition.
<@AnE> Right.
* vile is now known as vile|work
* vile|work flops away
<Novel> can you do memory erasing?
<Ahriman> Family Guy had a joke for that, but it's a little racis.
<@AnE> ...
<Angel`Pearson> lol saq
<@AnE> FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT
<Methiar> D:
* Aislinn facepalms
<@AnE> Technically you can but you'd have to get OOC consent from anyone you did it to so it wouldn't be fun at all.
<@AnE> What happened to 'JUST A TELEPORTER?'
<Ahriman> Like playing a guy with perfect aim, having to ask before he shoots anything.
<Methiar> technically Nightcrawler has 3 powers.
<Novel> :L
<Aislinn> yeah, you just go willy nilly erasing folks memories and you get the boot
<Methiar> Teleportation, invisibility while in shadow, and enhanced agility.
<@AnE> ...I meant the guy he wanted to play.
<@AnE>
<Methiar> oh.
<Novel> I want to know what the rules for other people are
<Methiar> D:
<Novel> you know, a little foresight
<Suzthulhu> The rules for other people are the same.
<Angel`Pearson> cant be going willy nilly now, that way lies madness
<Novel> i know
<@AnE> And Ahri, if he wasn't on the X-team he wouldn't have to ask.
<Suzthulhu> Read other approved characters.
<@AnE> But then he'd be a vigilante.
<@AnE> ¬_¬
<Novel> i mean thier characters powers
<Methiar> Cyclops only had one power :< Storm had one. Jean Grey had ASLDFJAWEOTA PHOENIXXXXXx
<Novel> ok
<Ahriman> PEPPER ROUNDS FOR EVERYONE!
<Ahriman> *pewpewpew*
<Brad> *Covenant dies*
<Novel> just don't have much time and we have this wonderfull ooc right here
<Ahriman> D:
<@AnE> If you're going to ask questions
<@AnE> Can you make them LEGIBLE?
<@AnE> Can you ask CLEAR QUESTIONS?
<@AnE> QUESTIONS I CAN ANSWER EASILY.
<vile|tab> Lol
<Angel`Pearson> also not pointless
<Nymphetamine> Curse my boyfriend, he promised me breakfast if I got out of bed. HE JUST WENT BACK TO SLEEP. This was clearly a ploy to sprawl out in the center of the bed.
<Novel> Ok.
* Nymphetamine 6flips tables.
<Suzthulhu> This wonderful ooc isn't getting you the answers you obviously want either. We tell EVERYONE to read the site. So stop trolling and being a pain in the ass and go read.
<Ahriman> Everyone's powers are on the site you're supposed to be reading, Novel.
<Methiar> We need people of intelligence on this sort of mission.
* vile|tab popcorns
<Methiar> Quest.
<Methiar> Thaing.
<Ahriman> And a description for how they work.
<Ahriman> And their drawbacks.
<Ahriman> IT'S ALL ON THE SITE
<vile|tab> ^
<Angel`Pearson> theres a website?!
* @AnE punches Angel in the sparkletaint.
* Ahriman facepalms his hand through his head.
* Aislinn Gibbs-smacks Angel
<Suzthulhu> Or, there's the door. *points* Just be careful because it leads to a nasty set of stairs.
<@AnE> you know better.
<Angel`Pearson> ow
<vile|tab> Lol angel
* Ahriman knows those stairs well. :<
<Angel`Pearson> i know -_-
<niccisleep> IS THIS STILL GOING ON
<niccisleep> omg
* vile|work (vile@624-72-14-40.lightspeed.stlsmo.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds)
<Ahriman> LOLYUP
<vile|tab> YES
<Novel> wheres the character list. I've found the power index, and that has a healthy lot, but formthe way you;re sayoing iut theres something else
<niccisleep> LOL
<vile|tab> Trololololol
<Ahriman> On the forum
<niccisleep> Yall are getting trolled.
<Novel> Really, i'm not trollin.
<niccisleep> And still going on.
<vile|tab> We are
<@AnE> viewtopic.php?f=17&t=102
* Nymphetamine 6popcorns.
<niccisleep> Why are you even wasting your time.
<Aislinn> THE CHARACTERS ARE LISTED ON THE PAGE I LINKED YOU
* Retrieving #CH*OOC modes...
<@AnE> There.
* niccisleep called torll on this like half an hour ago.
<vile|tab> Lmao
<@AnE> RIGHT THERE^
<@AnE> viewtopic.php?f=17&t=102
<@AnE> Right there^
<Aislinn> yeah, i sent that too Annie
<@AnE> Click that.
<Novel> ok,. so idid find it.
<@AnE> Read it.
<Brad> Annie
<Novel> reading
<vile|tab> Just kick him and be done with it
<Suzthulhu> Annie, just ban it.
<Brad> I'm gonna app a guy that controls space
<@AnE> LOL
<niccisleep> dude
<Brad> Like, all of it
<niccisleep> this is when you ban a guy
* @AnE wheezes.
<Brad> All the space
<Brad> That cool?
<niccisleep> quit wasting your precious internet seconds
<vile|tab> IS THIS YOU AGAIN JIM
<Nymphetamine> ZEE GOOGLES
<@AnE> JIM IS THAT YOU
<Nymphetamine> ZEY DO NOTHING
<niccisleep> LOL
<Novel> do you get a lot of new people?
<@AnE> FOOL ME ONCE SHAME ON YOU JIM
<niccisleep> i dont think this one is jim
<niccisleep> but if it was
<niccisleep> he'd win the internet
<@AnE> We get a decent amount but most of them aren't derpy
<vile|tab> GOD DAMMIT JIM
<@AnE>
<Novel> I'm jim.
<vile|tab> he already won the internet
<Angel`Pearson> ha
<Novel> Have a cookie
<Aislinn> ...
<Methiar> O.o
<@AnE> If he was Jim he wouldn't have said anything.
<Suzthulhu> We get plenty of new people. Most of them are at least functionally literate and can follow simple instructions.
<vile|tab> Lol
<Methiar> Novel, if you are not Jim, you shouldn't pretend to be Jim.
<Methiar> It's sacreligious.
<Novel> My great plan ha#s coe to fruition!
<Novel> But... i'm jim....
<Aislinn> nope, not Jim
<Methiar> NAh. Sorry.
<Methiar> Don't believe you.
<Novel> :L
<vile|tab> Op yourself then
<Novel> Are you happy now!
<@AnE> Nope.
<@AnE> Anyway.
<Novel> I WAS JUST TRYING TO P[LEASER YO/!
<Methiar> D: Annie.
<Methiar> Ohgod.
<Novel> Goes off to weep
<Suzthulhu> I'll be happy when Annie whips her dick out and beats yu to death with it.
<vile|tab> MISSION FAILED
<Methiar> He wants to...pleasure...you. >.> You have an admirer.
<Angel`Pearson> lol
<@AnE> I have many of those, ain't no thang
<vile|tab> lol
<Angel`Pearson> really?
<Novel> So waht kind opf stuff do you talk about here, adise from the game itself?
<Methiar> We lulz about Trolls.
<@AnE> Dicks.
<Angel`Pearson> stuff
<@AnE> All the time.
<Suzthulhu> ANNIE
<@AnE> Dicks 24/7.
<@AnE> Especially mine.
<Methiar> COCK.
<Angel`Pearson> i wish
* niccisleep dies.
<Methiar> Mmm.
<vile|tab> Nohing. Only the game matters
<Methiar> Mutant cock.
* Nymphetamine 6windmills her cock around.
<Suzthulhu> I NEED YOUR COCK
<vile|tab> Lol
<Methiar> Meatspiiiin.
<niccisleep> WE TALK ABOUT DICK
<@AnE> I WHIP MY DONG BACK AND FORF
<@AnE> I WHIP MY DONG BACK AND FORF
<@AnE> I WHIP MY DONG BACK AND FORF
<niccisleep> AND OUR FUCKING LOVE FOR VAGINA
<@AnE> I WHIP MY DONG BACK AND FORF
<@AnE> I WHIP MY DONG BACK AND FORF
<@AnE> I WHIP MY DONG BACK AND FORF
<@AnE> I WHIP MY DONG BACK AND FORF
<vile|tab> Lol
<Methiar> I take off my robe and wizard hat.
<Nymphetamine> FUCK YEAH, VAGINA
<vile|tab> Flood
<Angel`Pearson> ha
<vile|tab> Tits
<niccisleep> I'm going to go mushroom stamp a bitch right the fuck now.
<Suzthulhu> *fwopfwopfwopfwop*
<Suzthulhu> *fwopfwopfwopfwop*
<Suzthulhu> *fwopfwopfwopfwop*
<Suzthulhu> *fwopfwopfwopfwop*
<Angel`Pearson> best day ever
<niccisleep> Suz, c'mere.
<Suzthulhu> *THUD*
<Methiar> I cast Methiar's Sustainable Orgasm!
<Methiar> :O

[Brad]

(Part IV - Leprechaun in Space)
<@AnE> mUSHROOM...STAMP?
<niccisleep> I think it's time for Suz's daily double anal fisting.
<@AnE> Wtf is mushroom stamp
<Suzthulhu> Yes Nicci?
<@AnE> ...
* niccisleep lubes up both arms to the elbow.
<Aislinn> ...
<@AnE> WELP.
<Suzthulhu> IS IT SATURDAY ALREADY?
<vile|tab> Lmao
<niccisleep> YES.
<@AnE> I am so glad Sho's not here.
<Suzthulhu> SWEET
<@AnE> So glad.
<Angel`Pearson> lol
<vile|tab> Lolsho
* vile|tab nalloons away
<Suzthulhu> PUNCH ME IN THE TAINT
<@AnE> uh.
<@AnE> Well okay.
* Nymphetamine 6punches Suz in the taint.
* niccisleep punches suz to the CERVIX
<vile|tab> Lol
<Angel`Pearson> lol!
<Suzthulhu> HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH
* Brad punches CERVIX in the suz
* @AnE sticks her snout in Suz's cervix.
<Nymphetamine> omai
<Nymphetamine> o_o
* niccisleep dies.
* Suzthulhu cums rainbows
<@AnE> Nicci knows
<Nymphetamine> That's some weird shit right there.
<vile|tab> YIFF YIFF YIFF
<Novel> What would you do if i were to leavce now and called a flock of trolls on you?
<Angel`Pearson> sohawt
<vile|tab> ban them
<@AnE> Ban them.
<Nymphetamine> Novel: Ban them and report you to the server ops for harassment?
<@AnE> ^
<Nymphetamine> Possibly earning you a k-line?
<@AnE> RYAAAAAN
<Suzthulhu> Ban them and post the log of that to darkmyst services =)
<vile|tab> Because we havent had trolls before
<@AnE> I'd call Ryan.
<@AnE> He's my BFF.
<vile|tab> Lol
<Methiar> Novel.
<Nymphetamine> A BFF who's not IN HERE, AnE
<@AnE> ...
<@AnE> FUCK.
<Methiar> We would gladly anal-fist the entire line of trolls.
<vile|tab> Aaahaha
<@AnE> RYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
<@AnE> lolol
<vile|tab> GO GO GADGET RYAN
<Novel> sorry, alrewadsy done
<Novel> o wait
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* Novel (Mibbit@lddb21-781-29-394.wlms-broadband.com) has left #CH*OOC
<IAmTotallyRyan> TO THE RESCUE
<IAmTotallyRyan> D:
<Aislinn> ...
* vile|tab stares at annie
* niccisleep is now known as Legion
<Suzthulhu> AHHHH GETH
<Suzthulhu> KILL IT
<Legion> LOLOL
<IAmTotallyRyan> OHGOD
* Novel (Mibbit@lddb21-781-29-394.wlms-broadband.com) has joined #CH*OOC
<Legion> IT ISNT TAKEN OH FUCK
<vile|tab> Lil
<vile|tab> Lol
<IAmTotallyRyan> Annie, you needed me?
<IAmTotallyRyan>
<@AnE> ¬_¬
<Suzthulhu> I was shocked when I discovered Ifrit wasn't taken. I regged that shit like whoa
<@AnE> I can see IPs.
<@AnE> I'm not retarded.
<IAmTotallyRyan> shhhh.
<IAmTotallyRyan> ._.
<@AnE> HE PROBABLY CAN TOO.
<IAmTotallyRyan> THE TROLL DOESNT KNOW THAT.
<vile|tab> Haha
<Suzthulhu> HE DOES NOW
<IAmTotallyRyan> It's eyesight is horrible.
<IAmTotallyRyan> D:
<Nymphetamine> He's sitting in the room WITH Ryan.
<IAmTotallyRyan> just stand...completely still.
<Nymphetamine> You asshat.
* Legion is now known as Nicci
<@AnE> LOL
<Suzthulhu> It's also weak against fire.
* Suzthulhu is now known as Trogdor
* IAmTotallyRyan lights himself on fire and tackles Novel
* Trogdor BURNINATES
* IAmTotallyRyan (Benedict@mpxp-73-548-11-3.washdc.east.verizon.net) Quit (Client Quit)
<Methiar> That was fun
<Methiar>
* Trogdor is now known as Suzthulhu
<Nymphetamine> Or functionally retarded.
<vile|tab> Or just retarded
<@AnE> Or just ted.
<@AnE> Wait.
<Suzthulhu> ¬_¬
<vile|tab> Gaaaay
<Methiar> :p
<Methiar> oh pft.
<Methiar> It was lulzy.
<Brad> Not really, no.
<vile|tab> ^
<Novel> Inverts fire
<Brad> I think we've already ODed on fucking dumb right now, don't need any more of it what
<Aislinn> seriously, wtf was that all about?
<@AnE> That.^
<Methiar> Eh. Is he go---
<Brad> inverts fire what what does that even mean
<@AnE> EVERYBODY KEEP THE DERP TO A MINIMUM.
<Methiar> He's still here.
<@AnE> 4EVERYBODY KEEP THE DERP TO A MINIMUM.
<Suzthulhu> TOO LATE
<vile|tab> Lol
<Suzthulhu> ¯\(º_o)/¯
<Methiar> Herpin' it up as requested, Annie.
<@AnE> You have entered a No-Derp zone.
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<CaptainDaterape> HYUUUUUUUUUUUUUR
<@AnE> AND DON'T HERP EITHER
* Novel (Mibbit@lddb21-781-29-394.wlms-broadband.com) has left #CH*OOC
* vile|tab is now known as dusky
* Suzthulhu DIES
<Methiar> ...
<dusky> ;3
* Brad LOSES IT
<@AnE> ...
<Methiar> fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
* Suzthulhu is now known as HERPADERP
* @AnE chokes.
* Methiar is now known as DERPAHERP
<@AnE> THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY
<dusky> Looool
* HERPADERP wheezes
* CaptainDaterape 6makes Suz love him, sexes her, and then erases her memory.
<@AnE> Okay.
* Novel (Mibbit@lddb21-781-29-394.wlms-broadband.com) has joined #CH*OOC
<@AnE> Seriously.
<dusky> <3
<@AnE> Stop prz.
* DERPAHERP is now known as Methiar
<@AnE>
* HERPADERP is now known as Suzthulhu
<dusky>
<Suzthulhu> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH OMFG MARGO
<dusky> DIS IS MY SRS FASE
* CaptainDaterape (NorthStar@690-28-75-26.tukw.qwest.net) Quit (Client Quit)
<Nymphetamine> <3
<Novel> can we keep the homphobic slurs out of this?
* @AnE punches vile in the srs fase.
<Methiar> Why are captaindaterape makin' fun of meeee.
<Suzthulhu> Shut up, fag.
* dusky is now known as viles
<Methiar> ...
<Methiar>
<Methiar> That hurts.
<viles> Wut is dis faggotry
<Angel`Pearson> ha
<Suzthulhu> I was talking to Novel.
<@AnE> Look.
<viles> Please. Half the chan is bi or gay
<@AnE> But we don't like fags, niggers or retards
<viles> Lmao
* Suzthulhu CHOKES
<viles> Or clowns
<@AnE> OR CLOWNS.
<Suzthulhu> ^
<viles> OR YOU
<Nymphetamine> FUCK CLOWNS
<viles> ^
<Brad> What about wetbacks, Annie?
<Ahriman> GODDAMN IT ANE, I'M ON THE PHONE
<@AnE> They're a hardworking bunch.
<Brad> Or kykes and krauts?
<viles> honkeys
<@AnE> They can stay.
<Novel> Very funny. Not to know. Incidentally, are any of you black?
<@AnE> YES.
<Ahriman> How am I suppose to explain that laughter?
<@AnE> I'M HALF.
<@AnE> NICCI IS BLACK.
<viles> Several are o.o
<Suzthulhu> OK FEMCARLTON
<Novel> As am i.
<viles> Lol
<Methiar> I'm half-human.
<@AnE> OBVIOUSLY WE WEREN'T SERIOUS ABOUT BEING BIGOTS.
<Methiar> Does that count?
<@AnE> Jesus Christ.
<Suzthulhu> GO EAT SOME WATERMELON
<Novel> i know
<@AnE> I WILL AND ENJOY IT.
<Suzthulhu> blahahahahah
<Novel> It
<viles> Im a therian
<@AnE> I'm an otakukin.
<viles> Im a dragon
<Brad> Look all I'm saying is
<@AnE> Sephiroth and I are married.
<Novel> it's erfreshing to find people who aren't dicks onl;ine.
<Methiar> I'm a Half Elf/Batarian.
<Ahriman> I'm an equine.
<Brad> I want to write a Iron Man story where the Mandarin steals Tony Stark's armor
<Methiar> oh god, now we know he's trolling
<Brad> And I'm goign to call it
* Ahriman whinnies
<Methiar> Ahriman. Face down, flank up.
<Brad> THE CHINK IN IRON-MAN'S ARMOR
<Methiar> NOW.
* Nymphetamine 6puts 4 apples in front of Ahriman.
<viles> We're all dicks here
<@AnE> Time to clop.
<Nymphetamine> HOW MANY APPLES?
* Suzthulhu shoves Brad down the stairs
* Ahriman stomps Methiar 4 times
<viles> I CAN COUNT TO APPLE
<Methiar> D:
* Suzthulhu eats Margos apples
<Brad> ow ow ow ow ow ow *doorknob*
<@AnE> I can count to muffin!
<Suzthulhu> DEM APPLES WAS GUD
<viles> lol
<Methiar> Annie
<Methiar> please count to muffin
<Nymphetamine> MAH APPLES
<@AnE> ...
<Novel> By the wya, out of random curiousity, what age group would you say most roleplayers are.
* @AnE squints at Brad.
<Brad> yes annie
<@AnE> i see wut u did thar
<viles> 25-32
<Brad>
<Methiar> Novel: That's too broad to get a realistic answer.
<Suzthulhu> Ages GTFO to STFU
<Methiar> There's different genres of 'roleplaying' that apply to different groups.
<Brad> 16/f/Japanese kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
<Novel> say for games ushc as thi9s?
* Nymphetamine 6is 13.
<viles> 10-15
<Nymphetamine> 13/f/WA
<Brad> WHAT ARE YOU TYPING ON, A SPEAK & SPELL?
<Suzthulhu> PLAY WITH ME
* @AnE chokes.
<Methiar> 59/f/VT
<Methiar> =)
<viles> 9/f/HK
<Nymphetamine> Speak like the devil.
<Methiar> Bet you never saw -that- coming.
<Nymphetamine> It explains so much.
<Suzthulhu> I see everything coming.
<Nymphetamine> SO MUCH.
<@AnE> I see myself coming.
<viles> Lol
<@AnE> B)
<Brad> HAVE YOU SOMEHOW CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET USING A TIGER HANDHELD DOUBLE DRAGON GAME
<viles>
* @AnE wheezes.
<@AnE> brad
<Nymphetamine> Brad: Have you heard Dane Cook's sketch about the Speak & Spell?
<@AnE> i'm dying
<Brad> BECAUSE IF SO HOLY SHIT SCIENCE SHOULD BE NOTIFIED IMMEDIATELY
<Brad> Yeah, I have
<@AnE> LOL
<Suzthulhu> That's what I was talking about, Margo PLAY WITH ME
<Angel`Pearson> lol i used to love those shitty tiger games
<Methiar> SCIENCE.
<Methiar> It's a verb.
<Brad> Not a big Dane Cook fan, he's kind of a joke stealing hack
<Nymphetamine> "They should've called it "SPEAK LIKE THE DEVIL.""
<@AnE> I had a 101 Dalmations handheld.
* Novel (Mibbit@lddb21-781-29-394.wlms-broadband.com) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
<Angel`Pearson> ossom
<Nymphetamine> Suz: haha, it did sound satanic.
<viles> Jurassic park handheld
<Nymphetamine> We had one.
<Nymphetamine>
<Suzthulhu> It did!
<viles> About time
<viles> BYE NOVEL
<Brad> Did we win?
<viles> yes
<Nymphetamine> Brad: And the fratboy humour gets old fast. But there's a few noteable sketches.
<viles> Or not because trolls
<Brad> Yeah, his early stuff was funny
<Suzthulhu> 2We now return you to your regularly scheduled herpaderp, now with less herp.
<viles> OH NO HELL CALL HIS LEGION ON US

[Goldbolt]

September 16th, 2008

* ChanServ sets mode: +o Shannon
<Shannon> morning
<Danica> Hi hi
* Shannon is now known as Shannon[fooding]
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<rukoya> ^^
<Shannon[fooding]> hey
* Shannon[fooding] is now known as Shannon
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<Shannon> hi
<rukoya> hi ^^
* rukoya sighs
<`Jenna-V> are sad because it is morning and you are awake??
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<Shannon> hey Phoebe
<rukoya> me?
<Phoebe> Hey'o!
<`Jenna-V> yesh
<rukoya> im not sad im just borded!
<rukoya> hi ^^
<`Jenna-V> game?
<`Jenna-V> go?
<rukoya> ??
<`Jenna-V> if you are bored you should go game
<rukoya> XD
<rukoya> why do u think i came here i came here to try to aleviate my bordum
<`Jenna-V> then game!!
<rukoya> ???
<rukoya> how?
<`Jenna-V> do you have a char?
<rukoya> yes
<rukoya> no wait
<rukoya> im not sure
<Danica> Have you put in an App?
<rukoya> huh?
<`Jenna-V> did you submit your char
<`Jenna-V> and get it approved?
<`Jenna-V> are you new here or old??
<`Jenna-V> like shannon. old old old.
<Shannon>
* `Jenna-V hands shannon a cane
<Shannon> an application
* Shannon uses it to thwack Jenn
<`Jenna-V> ow
<rukoya> im new
<Shannon> ah ok
<`Jenna-V> wiley for an old lady.
<rukoya> so give me a sec
<Shannon> http://www.makephpbb.com/cobalthill/
* Shannon uses it to thwack Jenn
<rukoya> XD
<`Jenna-V> i've never understood that addy
<`Jenna-V> what the hell is a phb
<`Jenna-V> and why do i need to make it
<Shannon> ...
<Shannon> http://www.makephpbb.com/cobalthill/vie ... cobalthill just follow the template
and type up a character
<rukoya> i am
<Shannon> need any help just ask
<rukoya> .... -working- ....
<`Jenna-V> shannon
<`Jenna-V> the school needs a party
<`Jenna-V> some sorta something
<`Jenna-V> like a dance or a burning man like last year
<`Jenna-V> or something
<`Jenna-V> ooooooh
<`Jenna-V> beach party
<`Jenna-V> is there a beach nearby?
<Shannon> have to ask ane or chuck that

**this was a short while after AnE's absence, it was just me and Robb opping.**


<`Jenna-V> you should do some sorta party once a month
<`Jenna-V> who the hell is chuck??
<`Jenna-V> i haven't seen ane around in a while
* `Jenna-V really doesn't keep yo with this game
<`Jenna-V> i have to ask if there is a beach or i have to ask if we can have a party
<rukoya> there
<rukoya> now how do i make a charicter?
<Shannon> what do you mean?
<rukoya> how do i make a person?
<rukoya> im loged on now whagt?
<Shannon> you make one up just follow the template. only please no: mindcontrollers, chronokentics, pyros, or
terras. too many of the last two
<rukoya> template?
<`Jenna-V> http://www.makephpbb.com/cobalthill/vie ... 9&mforum=c
obalthill
<Shannon> i liked it http://www.makephpbb.com/cobalthill/vie ... cobalthill
<rukoya> k
<Shannon> liNked
<`Jenna-V> seriously
<`Jenna-V> you should do like
<`Jenna-V> a calander for the year
<`Jenna-V> and once a mont, invent something
<`Jenna-V> and i'm sure that ppl will see it, and get excited, and do it
<`Jenna-V> it might nto even need running
<`Jenna-V> the big holidays, obviously
<`Jenna-V> hallowee, valantines, etc
<`Jenna-V> and then for empty months, stick something in
<`Jenna-V> like sept and nov
<Shannon> I can't do that alone sorry. I'd like to hold something but i don't do events well
<`Jenna-V> hell
<`Jenna-V> you could do a beach party in the sims room
<`Jenna-V> you could, right?
<`Jenna-V> theoretically, can the whole school fit into the sims?
<`Jenna-V> could you do it as an experiment?
<`Jenna-V> throw a calander on the board
<`Jenna-V> and list a few of the holidays
<`Jenna-V> and then add a blurb it has been suggested taht more events should be held
<`Jenna-V> and there can be a sign up sheet for ir ppl to take turns hosting these things
<`Jenna-V> and they can stick their own holidays and events up if they want
<`Jenna-V> and if they wanna do somethig dramatic
<`Jenna-V> like crash it with villians
<`Jenna-V> they just gotta run it by the ops first
<rukoya> .....
<`Jenna-V> it's ok, ru
<`Jenna-V> you see the piggy tail on shannons name?
<`Jenna-V> that means she gets paid more as an op to deal with my crayness
<Shannon> it's a cinny bun
* `Jenna-V eats your cinny bun
<rukoya> whats Tertiary?
<`Jenna-V> third
<`Jenna-V> primary power would be say...
<`Jenna-V> telekinesis
<rukoya> k
<`Jenna-V> secondary would be like.... telepathy or something
<rukoya> k
<`Jenna-V> third power would be like... mutant sensing
<`Jenna-V> as random examples

**that was the sort of character she then apped. To a T.**

<rukoya> i see
<Shannon> heh
<Shannon> and in the case of villain characters quaternary meaning a fourth
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<Shannon> hm..
<Shannon> any more questions rukoya?
<rukoya> hmm nope i think i got it
<Shannon> kk
<rukoya> i think
<rukoya> there i posted my charicter now what?
<Shannon> another op and i look it over and see if it needs changing
<rukoya> please look it over
<Shannon> i was
<rukoya> and?
<Shannon> please don't press me
<rukoya> im not
<Shannon> i know i'm just asking. the sheet only just went up and it takes 2 ops to approve
<rukoya> i see
<Shannon> could you please not type it in the first person and be a little more descriptive/
<rukoya> whos the second opp?
<Shannon> robb^ Amon and Krieg
<rukoya> i see
<Shannon> also your primary and secondary are the same. Telekenisis is moving objects with your mind
<Shannon> unless you meant for one to be telepathy
<rukoya> well
<rukoya> yeah i guess
<rukoya> i oopsed
<Shannon> it's alright
<Shannon> you can edit it
<rukoya> cool
<rukoya> but wait i said in my weakness that i cant read minds
<`Jenna-V> i think being telepathic and not being able to read minds is counter productive...
<rukoya> hmmm ill have to think of something else
<Shannon> no, telepathy meaning just tlaking with your mind is what i was saying
<rukoya> there i fixed it

**fixed it meaning she changed the powers completely**

<`Jenna-V> i don't think it's nessicary to name yourself new person
* `Jenna-V noogies you
<rukoya> me?
<`Jenna-V> my personal opinion
<`Jenna-V> your future reading thing
<`Jenna-V> it is VERY VERY VERY hard to game that out
<rukoya> i see
<`Jenna-V> since you're not just playing you
<rukoya> oh i see
<`Jenna-V> you gotta think about the 30 odd other players in the room
<Shannon> and secondary needs restrictions
<`Jenna-V> so you gotta like... make sure that all your visions are agreed upon by everyone in advance
<Shannon> tyurn into -any- animal?
<rukoya> what?
<`Jenna-V> or run a bunch events yourself
<`Jenna-V> i'm not saying you shouldn't do it
<`Jenna-V> i'm jsut saying it's hard as hell
<rukoya> ill fix it
<`Jenna-V> do you turn into animals, or transfer your mind into them?
<`Jenna-V> you shapeshift, or body jump?
<rukoya> transform into
<rukoya> shapeshift
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<Shannon> wb
<`Jenna-V> stupid school connection
* `Jenna-V eats your cinny bun
<Shannon> rukoya please restrict the shape shifting that's a bit too much sorry
<rukoya> man!
<rukoya> gah this is hard!
<`Jenna-V> it might help to read some other ppl's char sheets
* rukoya sighs
<`Jenna-V> to get a sense of what they are looking for?
<rukoya> there i fixed it again
<rukoya> i fixed it again

**and again all new powers**

<Shannon> again the word "any" I'm sorry if i'm frustrating you but this is too much right off the bat. you
don't specify. is the body swapping through touch only? a certain proximity?
<rukoya> i see
<rukoya> so be more spacfic?
<Shannon> yes please
<Shannon> one sentence powers aren't clear enough we need more to go on.
<rukoya> i see
<rukoya> -woking on it-
<rukoya> i fixed it take a look

**you guessed it...**

<Shannon> I repost: please no: mindcontrollers, chronokentics, pyros, or terras.
<rukoya> im not a mind controler
<rukoya> im a body controler XD
<`Jenna-V> what is a chronokentic?
<`Jenna-V> time ppl?
<rukoya> time person
<rukoya> yeah
<rukoya> time person
<`Jenna-V> lol
<Shannon> still please no controllers like that rukoya. at least not with a person's first
<`Jenna-V> pyros and terras aren't not allowed, right??
<`Jenna-V> its just cause there's too many already?
<rukoya> i see
<Shannon> they are allowed we just have like 5 of them
<Shannon> too many
<rukoya> TIME TO FIX IT AGAIN!

**yup...**


<`Jenna-V> i need to make a new char
<`Jenna-V> with the dumbest power possible
<`Jenna-V> who knows what that would be.
<`Jenna-V> i had one that basically made toothpaste.
<`Jenna-V> oddly, that was the only char whos powers i routinly gamed out
<Shannon> and memory earacing and healing are 2 powers
<`Jenna-V> how bout metal kinetics
<`Jenna-V> how many of those are in the game
<rukoya> im fixing it hold on!
<`Jenna-V> maybe i will make a pixie char.
<`Jenna-V> but like
<`Jenna-V> unlike most ppl
<`Jenna-V> she will stay tiny
<`Jenna-V> and not be able to get big
<`Jenna-V> and bitch about it
<`Jenna-V> alot.
<Shannon> i'm not meaning to push you, i just thought you'd like to know everything at once rather thanhavin to
go back and forth
<rukoya> there
<rukoya> i fixed it
<rukoya> please check it
<rukoya> im nhopeing this is the last time i have to do this
<Shannon> you're not fixing anything. you change the entire power set and therefore open up all sorts of new
things
<Shannon> ok talking to and controllig felines - thats ok
<rukoya> phew
<Shannon> randomly making a tiger appear just by saying "Tiger!"
<Shannon> not so good
<rukoya> hmmm
<rukoya> then what do you sugest?
<rukoya> i wanna keep that power but we need to fix it
<Shannon> that your character has to know where the cat is in order to call it forth and the concentration and
energy it takes to call the cats should be consistant with the size of that
<Shannon> that = the cat
<Shannon> heal any one 6 times a day. how big a wound? grow back limbs? take away illness?
<Shannon> "Cannot control dogs" not a weakness.
<Shannon> i can't control dogs
<rukoya> fine
<Shannon> Jen can;t control dogs
<rukoya> ill fix it one more time
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<rukoya> there!
<rukoya> i fixed it...is that better?
* rukoya breaths angrily "i fixed it yah happy now!"
<Shannon> i'm sorry but no. -Any- tiger -Any- location?
<rukoya> gah!
* rukoya pulls my hair
<Shannon> how about if he knows -exactly- where a cat is he can call it to him. a big cat like a tiger takes
a lot of effort, a house cat is easy.
* rukoya blushes "its a she..."
<rukoya> and i fixed it
<rukoya> that should be the last time
<rukoya> should!
<Shannon> hope so..
<rukoya> yeah me to...
<rukoya> .....
<Shannon> cat girl is not a valid race
<Shannon> feline contorl, super growls, and minor healing ok those are good, but it takes 2 ops
<rukoya> ...well atleast its not the power this time
<rukoya> ok...what should i put instead of cat-girl
<rukoya> ?
<`Jenna-V> human?
<`Jenna-V> are you a cat girl??
<`Jenna-V> physically speaking
<rukoya> yes
<`Jenna-V> are you half a cat
<rukoya> yes
<`Jenna-V> do you ahve cat ears and a tail and stuff?
<`Jenna-V> so you're a furry
<rukoya> yeah
<`Jenna-V> are furries allowed??
<`Jenna-V> theyw eren't allowed last year
<`Jenna-V> i dunno why
<Shannon> you could put that she resembles a cat in the physical description but she cannot be actual cat.
mutants are still human
* Jenni-Bot is now known as Misae`
<`Jenna-V> nes!!
* `Jenna-V licks
<rukoya> i see
<Misae`> Nes?
<Misae`> *looks around confused*
<`Jenna-V> not nes??
* `Jenna-V pouts
* Misae` is now known as Jennibear
<rukoya> there i fixed it
<Jennibear> Not nes, Knew nes, Liked nes, still not Nes
<rukoya> ???
<Jennibear> Nes is aperson
<`Jenna-V> yes
<`Jenna-V> nes is nick's sister.
<`Jenna-V> nick who is the object of my adoring crush.
<rukoya> i fixed it
<Shannon> not "half"cat you are implying that one of her parents was a feline.
<`Jenna-V> nick who is is not here
<Jennibear> I'm just a buddy of his
<rukoya> -.-
<rukoya> k
<Shannon> and please
<Shannon> have the weakness reflect the powers
<rukoya> k
<Jennibear> *yawns* I hate this insomnia thing
<rukoya> there that better?
<rukoya> that better?
<Jennibear> Give her a sec to read
<Jennibear> Relax, be calm
<rukoya> sorry
<Jennibear> Have some catnip..
<rukoya> ive been at this for hours now
<Jennibear> god.. I really need sleep..
* rukoya sniffs the catnip
<Shannon> and each time i asked you t otweak something you changed the entire power set instead
* rukoya starts bouncing off the walls
<rukoya> what?
<Jennibear> Catnip is botanically similar to Pot there kitten
<Shannon> the weakness please, make it reflect the powers
<rukoya> how do i do that?
<Shannon> Weakness: Afraid of dogs. that can apply to any character
<rukoya> then what do i put!
<Shannon> choose one that suits you better and the powers
<Jennibear> For example, dunno powerset) a fire or heat controlers weakness would be, logically that they are
weak to cold and ice,
<Shannon> it's you're character
<Shannon> I don't tell people what to do
<rukoya> i see
<Shannon> i'm only offering advice
<Jennibear> Or a terrakenetic ( earth mover) would have a hard time with water, because it makes said earth
heavier and harder to move
<Jennibear> *is just giving examples*
<rukoya> is it ok if i just put dogs?
<`Jenna-V> brb
<rukoya> is it ok if i just put dogs as a weakness
<Shannon> wait for me to think
<rukoya> .........
<Shannon> stop repeating yourself please
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<rukoya> im sorry
<rukoya> when i get angry i get impatient
<Shannon> i just said earlier <Shannon> Weakness: Afraid of dogs. that can apply to any character
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<rukoya> but im not putting affriad of dogs.. im just putting dogs
<Shannon> unless she completely looses her mind at the sight of one and takes off up a tree or turns feral
<Jennibear> She's trying to get you to pick something that is a SPECIFIC downside of your power not a
personality trait shared by millions of people
<Jennibear> it would be like a plant person picking fear of flying as a power flaw, its not logical
<rukoya> hmmm
<rukoya> u just gave me an idea
<rukoya> thanks
<Condor> hola mes amis
<Condor> and yes, I realize I'm mixing languages again.
<rukoya> there
* Shannon pounces Scott
<rukoya> i think i fixed it
* Condor catches and huggles the Shani
<rukoya> take a look
* rukoya sits and waits
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<Shannon> stop telling me to look please
<Shannon> i've been on the sheet looking at it on my own
* Jennibear pounces Scott too.. just to fit in
<Condor> w00t!
* Condor snugs da Jennibear too!
<rukoya> fine...
<Shannon> it looks a lot better to me
<rukoya> god im sorry i know im messing up but i am trying!
<rukoya> thank god!
<Shannon> but remember that i need to talk with another op
<rukoya> i know
<rukoya> how long will that take?
<Shannon> if you want to you can play her now but no power usage.
<Condor> usualy until the op shows up
* Jennibear curls up on Scotts head to take a nap
<rukoya> k
* Condor chuckles at his new hat.
<rukoya> so wait
<rukoya> how do i enter?
<rukoya> do i just enter?
<rukoya> or...
<Jennibear> I'm going to try this laying down and sleeping thing again, I'll be back if it eludes me
<Shannon> yes. yes you can just enter. be on the campus. but no power usage as you are not approved yet
<rukoya> k
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<rukoya> ^^
<Shannon> and please no first person
<rukoya> meaning?
<Shannon> hey vivi
* Shannon I walk into the room
<Shannon> that
<`Jenna-V> dude
<Condor> Doodette!
<Shannon> use something more like
<`Jenna-V> so i can't submit jenna again?
* Shannon walkes into the room
* Condor pounces da Vivi
* `Jenna-V licks con
* Shannon pounces Vivi
<rukoya> i see
* Vivid-Dawn implodes!
* Condor lickzx Jen back
<rukoya> ^^
<Condor> something like that.
<Condor>
<rukoya> i got it i think
<Condor> kk
<rukoya> is my post ok?
<Condor> depends on which front door
<Condor> there's the boys dorm, girls dorm, rec fenter, cafeteria, admin building, etc.
<Condor> center, not fenter.
<Condor> and I'ma stop now before the typos overtake me again
<rukoya> lol
<rukoya> i see
<rukoya> wait theres more than one front door?
<Shannon> It's a campus
<Condor> l8rz y'all
<Shannon> there are many different buildings
<Vivid-Dawn> you haven't read the forums, have you?
* Vivid-Dawn wavies to Scott!
* Shannon snugs Scott
* Condor snugs Shani and Vivi and Jenni and... Pinball too!
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fend for myself... unlike the goodie-two-shoes types that hide behind that fence at your school.")
<rukoya> not really
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<Vivid-Dawn> they explain everything... s'why they're there!
* Vivid-Dawn wonders why I smell baby powder...
<rukoya> i swear this is hard T^T
<Vivid-Dawn> the link is in the topic...in bold...in red. Kinda hard to miss
<rukoya> i know
<Vivid-Dawn> and apparently I'm too sick to be my usual nice, patient self with newbies... I vamoose for a
while >_<
<rukoya> im reading th post now
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<rukoya> i found the map of the place
<rukoya> its huge!
<`Jenna-V> it's a school that caters every grade from daycare to university
<`Jenna-V> and pretty much everyone lives there.
<`Jenna-V> it's gotta be huge
<rukoya> i see
<Shannon> sorry i need a break guys
* Shannon is now known as Shannon[afk]
* Shannon[afk] sets mode: -o Shannon[afk]
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<rukoya> so...
<rukoya> now what?

Epilogue:
Rukoya then left and did not return for months, and when she did, she acted like no time had passed and began playing her character as though it was approved. She was banned several months later for the unofficial reason of "Stalking" me. (She appeared in about 6 of the same channels as me one of which was Secret.) "I'm not stalking you!" Was her choice of words, not my own. A note of drama filled "I hate Sho" was posted later that day.

[Suzthulhu]

<Ricochet> Look
<Ricochet> Ry
<Ricochet> I'm not saying that you're evil
<Ricochet> I'm just saying that if Dracula, Hitler and the Wolfman had a baby
<Ricochet> It would probably be you
<Ricochet> That's all
<@AnE> Wait
<@AnE> When did the Wolfman get factored into this?
<Ricochet> He likes to watch
<Suzthulhu> ...
<Perrine> ...WTF?

[Suzthulhu]

<@Kayla> Kayla remains gripped to Midas's free hand, blinking slowly as she turns to look at Nick. She's obviously exhausted, her hand turning white as she holds Midas almost painfully tightly. "I .. don't know.." She doesn't say much as she's knocked clear by Nick, the girl pretty much ragdolling and probably jerking Midas off his angle by the movement.


O RLY?

[Suzthulhu]

<@Ahriman> Quin is still marvelling at being able to see his feet.
<@Ahriman> And his penis.
> Oh god.
<viles> Lol
<@Ahriman> HELICOPTER
> He's not sitting in the lounge staring at it, is he?
<@Ahriman> Sure. Cooing at it like a baby.
<@Dillon> Shannon's spending all this valuable human time sick because her human immune system relied on her powers too much >:|
<Brad> "Hey there! Heyyyy theeeere... awww.. look at you. Hi! Hiiiiii!"
<@rawr> "Oh hewwo widdle man :3"
<@Ahriman> "Who's a big fella? You are! Yes you are! Agoogoobooboodoodoo!"
* Brad dies
<@Dillon> (._. )
<@Ahriman> IIIIIT'S NAKED TIME!
<@Ahriman> *ping*
* Angel`Pearson (Angel`Pear@i-78-079-643-030.hsd2.ct.comcast.net) has joined #CH*OOC
<@Ahriman> Aaaand there's Angel.
> OH GOD YOU SUMMONED ANGEL
<@Ahriman> \o/
* Suzthulhu just DIES
<@Dillon> perfect timing once again
<viles> PENIS
<@Dillon> how does he do it?
<@rawr> QUICK, WE NEED SOMEONE FABULOUS
<@rawr> TO THE DICKSIGNAL

[Goldbolt]

The infamous 3 buffer tinkle

* Zariah`Devonix It had been a somewhat quiet day, and as such, she was able to sleep well into the evening, and now, in the mid-evening, she was waking up. One leg, followed by the other fluffed back and forth, kicking off the cover from her body, and she blinked several times to steady her eyes. She nodded blankly a moment, before standing up and moving into the adjacent bathroom. She shimmied down her jeans and panties below, before lowering onto the toilet. A faint trickling noise followed for about a minute and a half, with a grunt of relief from Zariah's lips. Finally, a section of toilet paper was snatched from the roll, used and flushed away. She pulled her panties and then her jeans back up, washed her hands and exited all the way to the hall. Dressed in all black, a black hoodie with kitten ears atop the hood, black jeans and a pair of black tennis shoes with silver skulls emblazoned upon them, she made her way outside into the courtyard, wondering if anyone would be up and about.

[Laurie]

<Shinn> "Iris Kirisawa. And don't mention setting me on fire...I have a brother that could do that." 6she flashes a little smile, before holding her hand out to take Karen's in a polite handshake. 1"If you're wondering why I have so many viruses on my laptop? Shinn's the reason."



<SarahWalker> aw, I guess you wont much like the idea of Cassie giving luifer a poodle hair cut either >.>
<Liufr-Muntli> Noooooooo
<SarahWalker> you know they did that styling to make them better hunters^_^
<SarahWalker> the bows and ribbons, admittedly, would just be because Cassi likes them >.>a



* Liufr_Eztli is now known as IHateDimitri
* IHateDimitri is now known as Destructo-Ray
* Destructo-Ray is now known as Pervy_McHumpsherl
* Pervy_McHumpsherl is now known as Pervy_McHumpsher
* Pervy_McHumpsher is now known as Nipples_McBouncyt
* Nipples_McBouncyt is now known as Karie_Sandars
* Karie_Sandars has left #Cobalt*Academy


<Lulu> apparently i'm being blamed for running him off LOL
<SarahWalker> are congradulations in order?
<Lulu> lmao
<Lulu> that makes me feel good



<Molly> ...
<Molly> worst idea ever
<Molly> halloween
<Molly> rocky and bullwinkle
<Molly> luna and molly
* Luna` snckersss
<Luna`> luna does have a pair of flying goggles



<Laurie> wait, what?
<Shinn> Shinn's other power is absorbtion. He can't control his flames without influences.
<Shinn> Said influences come from video games, anime or manga...he takes a character's skills and wields them himself.
<Shinn> However, the side effects are that for about an hour, he thinks he IS that character...and everyone in his life is immediately overlayed with the characters from this person's world. Every single time this happens, Shinn thinks Lulu is his significant other.



<Shannon> they got blinked 3 yrs in future
<SarahWalker> aw, poor shannon
<SarahWalker> I hope they feed her the premium mutantflakes



<Isis> Boobs aren't weightless, you'd think that all the excess boobage would like, you know, hurt her back... or make adventuring and running difficult
<Lux> Anti-gravity boobs.
* Anj`a shudders at thought of running...
<Isis> new mutant power!!!
<Sekah`Horu> Maybe she's got a trinket? Mandival's Mammarian Marshaler!"
<Lux> ..
<Isis> Indestructible boobs.
<Sekah`Horu> <.<
<Isis> Be like juggernaut.
<Sekah`Horu> "I'm th'JuggerJuggs, Bitch!"
<Anj`a> Jumblytit
<Isis> Just get a wee bit o' momentum, take off running, SWING
<Sekah`Horu> "Check out mah outfit!"
<Goldbolt> backers
* Sekah`Horu bounces Liufr onna lap. Just to observe the anti-gravity boobs theory.
* Sekah`Horu Sheer, scientific inquiry, kthnx.
<Liufr_Eztli> O_O



<Goldbolt> ok lets play the "shout out a random possible power game". hmmmmmm Mucou-kenesis



<Isis> Anything that can bite your finger off then look at you so sweetly is great



<Ezeriah> Hey, when you've got a full VR simulator, you gotta imagine that a teenager is gonna take the opportunity to try out some fun stuff
* Alliecat`` would!!!
* Krieg would just make up a cathouse. :\
<Alliecat``> Johnny Depp, what??
<Isis> ...
* Isis would totally have dozens of half naked dudes in chains.



<Krieg> Why's she 7'2? O_o
<Jenn> Cause it's cool.
<Lulu> That's a biiig bitch
<Luxious> Won't fit through doorways.
<Krieg> How does she ride the bus? D:
<Jenn> Well she USED to fly >.>;;
<Jenn> But uh...
* Jenn shrugs.
<Jenn> She ducks?
<PinballQueen> she attaches a cable to the back of the bus and has it pull her as she glides
<PinballQueen> like a parasailer
<Jenn> XD
<Krieg> She's a kite!
<Lulu> LMAO
<Jenn> I like Pin's explanation



<Isis> i wanted a dickgirl
<Isis> but i thought it would be in poor taste
* Isis hangs her head
<Xenoti> hagha
<Xenoti> haha*
<Dk[FutaBess]> Ahaha..
<Dk[FutaBess]> Why, Hermaphrodite are people too..
<Isis> lulz i know



<`Myi-Kii> i'm trying to figure out some way to bump into rist, and accidentally fall ontop of his penis



<Lulu> 6- bridesmaids. Because we are lazy, and wrote not a single vow (and also unoriginal) we shall assume they are the traditional to have and to holds, in sickness and in healths "do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" 
<Laurie> (in mutation and in abnormality, in plant creature explusion and in FDA quarantine...)
<Bruce> Oh god. There. It's during the vows, when Bruce's valiantly held-back waterworks... Burst. Not so much a shuddering series of sobs, as a thick exhale, and then-- plip, plip, there runs water down his cheek, catching on the smooth line of his jaw. (WHich is still tensing, shifting, trying to keep him composed!) Sniffled inhale, swallow, hands squeezing hers, brows notched-- he blurts a small huff of a laugh, releases her hand from on
<Lulu> (i hate you laurie, ic ant stop laughing)